So far, three possible corporate accounting jobs. I do trial work in front of a judge and jury so I can nail this sleepy just like I'm slapping the snooze button: dead aim, every time. Getting interview, doing interview, meh....
"You really were the best interview I've had in years and it was a pleasure but we've decided to go with one someone else."
Translation: Shithead is threatened by the fact that I actually can do his job better than he can without really putting effort into it or noticing the strain. This is the "overqualified," coming through, though he's too cowardly to say it. Though in truth, I wasn't gunning for him at all. Also, some asshole employee's son, who is by definition less qualified than me, is getting the job.... Yes, I checked.
I respond perfectly, in polite fashion and am sure to keep the option open. It comes off flawlessly, just like every time I say "Your honor my client pleads not guilty." It's just believable, because it has to be. Here, this time, I'm lying.... I know he can't tell though....
He had four unpaid parking tickets. City Parking Enforcement has been notified and provided with a screen printout of his various outstanding, unpaid tickets and traffic record. They have received a photo of his car. His car has been towed and impounded. My the coincidences... he truly isn't smart enough to see it, much less suspect me. Technically, he had it coming anyhow.... I am a horrible wrathful person [sigh].
At least this wasn't the best of the current possible
three two....