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Author Topic: Things that made you sad today thread.  (Read 9788181 times)

Bdthemag

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #40380 on: December 03, 2011, 04:00:02 pm »

Aw, it's a shame. Now I can't watch him desperately pretend he knows stuff about Foreign Politics, or Politics at all.

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #40381 on: December 03, 2011, 04:19:03 pm »

So for somebody not keeping up with american politics, what's he about, in a nutshell?

Owner of a pizza restaurant chain. Ran as an anti-Obama because he's a black Republican. Main platform was a proposal to replace the entire US tax code with a flat 9% tax. Didn't have a f**king clue about foreign policy, as illustrated by his comment that he didn't need to know who the President of "Ubeki-beki-beki-stan-stan" was. Also didn't have much of a clue about what Obama's foreign policies were, other than they were obviously wrong and his would be better.

Then it started coming out that he apparently liked to "knead the dough" a little too much with a number of women over the years, if you catch my drift. Or as I put it over in the progressive rage thread, he "kept asking women if they wanted to try his extra-large sausage special".
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #40382 on: December 03, 2011, 04:19:12 pm »

My favorite memory of cain? Reporter:"Mr. Cain, what are your thoughts on libya?".  *Cain stops, looks around, and then back at the camera* "9-9-9". Quite literally, that is his best answer to everything.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #40383 on: December 03, 2011, 04:29:48 pm »

My favorite memory of cain? Reporter:"Mr. Cain, what are your thoughts on libya?".  *Cain stops, looks around, and then back at the camera* "9-9-9". Quite literally, that is his best answer to everything.
I think he just figured "A $9.99 promotion always works with pizza, so...."

I'm kinda amazed that Huntsman and Santorum are still in the race. They've both been polling around single digits the entire time.
Huntsman, because he's like Mitt Romney's even-less-rabidly-right-wing cousin (Fun Fact: They are, in fact, 2nd cousins once removed).
And Santorum because...well, just Google his name. Although I see today that Sarah Palin has deigned to weigh in and endorse Santorum, predicting he'll have a strong showing in Iowa. And really, nothing is more synonymous with success than Sarah Palin. Except...you know, things that are actually successful.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #40384 on: December 03, 2011, 04:42:20 pm »

9 9 9

9 9 9

9 9 9

9 9 9

9 9 9

Literally, if you asked him that question, that's how he responds.  At this point, I don't think anybody even knew what he was talking about anymore.  He was basically running to be famous, suddenly got really famous, and thought he could win.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #40385 on: December 03, 2011, 04:55:56 pm »

So I was in a limo ride the other day for my sister and I's birthday. One of her friends was seriously coming onto me, and she wasn't bad looking or anything so we started flirting and eventually even holding hands and shit. I mean we were really hitting it off.

Skip to tomorrow and my sister claims she's finally asked out the guy she's been going after for weeks. It aint me.

Da fuck.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #40386 on: December 03, 2011, 05:14:05 pm »

So I was in a limo ride the other day for my sister and I's birthday. One of her friends was seriously coming onto me, and she wasn't bad looking or anything so we started flirting and eventually even holding hands and shit. I mean we were really hitting it off.

Skip to tomorrow and my sister claims she's finally asked out the guy she's been going after for weeks. It aint me.

Da fuck.

I am far from knowledgable about such matters, as I am a social recluse, but I would not think such a brief period of flirtatiousness would carry any promise of further romantic involvement. One might suppose that she was being flirtatious merely for her amusement.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #40387 on: December 03, 2011, 05:14:56 pm »

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1810, a 160 point improvement from last time. Score range is 1710-1910. That's a score that should get me into the colleges I want to go to...but for some reason I'm not happy. I want more.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #40388 on: December 03, 2011, 05:18:41 pm »

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1810, a 160 point improvement from last time. Score range is 1710-1910. That's a score that should get me into the colleges I want to go to...but for some reason I'm not happy. I want more.
Don't bother. All these tests and scores don't count for anything beyond getting you what you want. If you're good, no point in doing it again
You realize of course, that you're saying this on a forum of gamers, who are notorious for playing the same game ten times over in order to get a 100% rating, unlock all unlockables, and find ALL THE SECRET THINGS.

I say take the test until you score a Flawless Victory with Fatality finishing move.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #40389 on: December 03, 2011, 05:49:40 pm »

I somehow doubt having a fatality on your record will improve your chances of getting in a good college.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #40390 on: December 03, 2011, 05:50:40 pm »

Karne, At first I read that as you being sad that your sister didn't want to date you.  I need help.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #40391 on: December 03, 2011, 05:55:56 pm »

Karne, At first I read that as you being sad that your sister didn't want to date you.  I need help.
Same here.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #40392 on: December 03, 2011, 07:45:35 pm »

Internet, if you would just remain connected for more than 30 seconds at a time...
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #40393 on: December 03, 2011, 07:47:10 pm »

Internet, if you would just remain connected for more than 30 seconds at a time...
Oh man I've had that problem before.

Massive sympathies.
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