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[MaximumZero]

Only if we put all the aliens on it and then thrust it into a black hole.

[Virex]

Ye olde gods, now I'm thinking of cheesy pickup lines involving black holes. What have ye done?!

[MonkeyHead]

Once you have had event horizon, you never go back.

Good enough for you?

[Aqizzar]

And the usual Human advantage of boning our way to victory.

does this mean to defeat aliens in battle, we shall carve mars into a phallus?
please for the love of god say yes!

You gotta work your way up to it.  I mean, we already have missiles and rockets.

Philosophical question for you: Do we make rockets the shape they are because we as humans are unknowingly obsessed with penises?  Or was the penis deliberately designed to be aerodynamic?

[Drago55577]

they have corrupted you!

think about ponies, aliens, blackholes and nova bombs

[Virex]

Once you have had event horizon, you never go back.

Good enough for you?

I was more thinking along the lines of "I study black holes, but those out there *points at sky* are all so far away. Could you provide me with samples closer to home?"

[Darvi]

Why, have you ever tried launching one into space?

[The Merchant Of Menace]

they have corrupted you!

think about ponies, aliens, blackholes and nova bombs

they have corrupted you!
think of kitten killing!
also, aquizzar, it's because it is aerodynamic, a missile shaped like a vagina wouldn't be very aerodynamic, would it?

There is no u.

[Darvi]

U no exist.

Therefore, u not worthy of intelligent dialogue.

[Duke 2.0]

 I mean more in the general sense of being extremely intelligent and live a long time for how much we reproduce. Just leave us alone for 20 years and suddenly you have a ton of extra people.

 This is what I get for trying to be witty.

[MaximumZero]

There is no u.

Aw, crap. What am I going to do with all of these Qs?

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Qat.

[Urist Imiknorris]

Disassemble them into Os and hyphens.

[Pnx]

So it's currently 60° Fahrenheit in this room, the heater is broken and my father said he'd fix it when he gets home, which is next week. Also the internet is acting up quite badly.

[Nadaka]

So it's currently 60° Fahrenheit in this room, the heater is broken and my father said he'd fix it when he gets home, which is next week. Also the internet is acting up quite badly.

Cold can be dealt with by sufficient clothing and blankets, though it can be annoying when you reach for your bedside glass of water to find it iced over in the middle of the night.