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[quinnr]

My parents have decided that I am of the age where it is alright to use incredibly lewd and awkward-moment creating innuendo and jokes.
 

[klingon13524]

My parents have decided that I am of the age where it is alright to use incredibly lewd and awkward-moment creating innuendo and jokes.
 

Why does that make you sad?

[blackmagechill]

I start highschool in a week. I feel like I should be on ritalin or something to calm myself down for school work, but then I would probably go batshit when I come off the stuff (just becuase I'd realize what I'd done and how weird it was), so I'm going to probably end up getting another year of C+ to B- in my math classes. Great.

[Aklyon]

B- isn't bad for high school math. Not great either, but at least it sounds like you're trying.

[blackmagechill]

B- is about 5th from the bottom though, but I'm also one of three guys who are passing that class with above a D, so I guess that's cool.

[quinnr]

My parents have decided that I am of the age where it is alright to use incredibly lewd and awkward-moment creating innuendo and jokes.
 

Why does that make you sad?

Because it leads to quite awkward situations, and...that's not really my sense of humor, at all.

[Lysabild]

My parents have decided that I am of the age where it is alright to use incredibly lewd and awkward-moment creating innuendo and jokes.
 

Why does that make you sad?

Because it leads to quite awkward situations, and...that's not really my sense of humor, at all.

You'd die in my family ^^'

[Gunner-Chan]

He'd die within 5 feet of my house.

[quinnr]

Correction: I don't like that kind of humor from my parents.
Other people it's alright.

[Lysabild]

Correction: I don't like that kind of humor from my parents.
Other people it's alright.

As long as it doesn't enter into the sick, being able to discuss important things regarding the sexual world with your parents is important imo :) Atleast I've been very glad that I could ask, be accepted and learn from most parties in my family. Of course, if it still makes you uncomfortable, good friends with experience works too and if all else fails, hey, you still got wikipedia :b

Theres a clear, obvious and healthy line here to stay behind that nature itself has installed us with, so I don't really feel awkward unless creepy details sneak out that'd be uncomfortable in most cases anyway >_>

[Vector]

Make me promise that I won't look at a picture of a woman for two weeks.

I'm going to go do really well on my German test, and that's what really matters.

[Lysabild]

Make me promise that I won't look at a picture of a woman for two weeks.

I'm going to go do really well on my German test, and that's what really matters.

How do I make you promise this? :b

[MaximumZero]

I was confused as well, but you ninja'd me.

[Vector]

I promise I will not intentionally look at any photographic images of women, outside of whatever might appear in my textbooks, until school starts again and I am fully rested.  Drawn, animated, and painted are okay.

Thanks.


EDIT: You see, when they're all dressed up fancy in books, I know it's a fantasy.  When it's real life, it's just unfair.

[quinnr]

Make me promise that I won't look at a picture of a woman for two weeks.

I'm going to go do really well on my German test, and that's what really matters.

If you don't promise, I shall get everyone at Bay12 to come to your door and knock on it incessantly, all day long.

So you'd better promise.