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[Johuotar]

Paranoid: High
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: High
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

Not too far fetched.
 EDIT: Omg Janet? 

[Urist Imiknorris]

Just as I posted a reply to a thread in the upper forums, my computer shut itself off.

[Truean]

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: High
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

Yeah, pretty much, though I maintain the paranoia is justified.... [shrugs]

Then again, an internet personality test is about as reliable as Charlie Sheen's rehab attendance....

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Yeah, I should have been off the scale when it comes to dependance

[Max White]

I'm a little surprised I scored so high for dependance. I can go off and do something for myself, and I make my own choices, I just like for there to be more people involved. It is nice to have freinds involved...

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Yeah, the test's pretty much total BS.

[Aqizzar]

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: High
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Very High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Very High
Histrionic: Very High
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Very High
Dependent: Very High
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

Umm...

I have to think something went very wrong, because I don't see how a 71 question test can come up with a result like that.  Whatever.

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Very High
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

I swear you can take description of any personality or personality trait and make it sound like a crippling disorder.  Never trust Internet quizzes.

[Darvi]

Never trust actual neurological tests either. I still don't believe that I don't have ADHS.

[MaximumZero]

Yeah, the test's pretty much total BS.

That's the fun of them, though. They all are.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

I'm not bashing them of course, They can come up pretty amusing.

[Leafsnail]

After a bit of testing, I can conclude that Janet has "Answer yes to a lot of questions" disorder!

[Truean]

A friend of mine has no money for food and refuses to let me pay for it....

An envelope with cash in it "mysteriously" appeared where she found it. She's still waiting the 30 day period to check and see if anyone lost it.... I was afraid of that and that's why the envelope is a weird shade of brown with some markings on it. Just take the money you amazingly ethical but stubborn fool....

God Damn it, she has a kid.... God fucking damn it.... The county is being especially great assholes and won't do shit for her.  Budget problems my ass, the food assistance program was created to deal with people's budget problems especially when times were terrible. You hack.... The whole thing makes me want to throw up....

Hello again feelings of personal failure and inability to help, make yourself comfortable in all the old familiar places....

I just heard a knock at my door, answered it, found no one there, but found the envelope with all the money inside.... How the hell did she know? She's probably pissed off at me now....

Fuck.... Fuuuuuuuck! God damn this straight to hell none of this makes any sense at all! You were so nice to me in school and this shouldn't have happened to you and I can help but you're too fucking proud? Or am I just not smart enough to see how....

[Aqizzar]

Start inviting her out to dinner.  And lunch.  And brunch.  All the time.  That's friendly and helpful, hopefully.

[Gunner-Chan]

After a bit of testing, I can conclude that Janet has "Answer yes to a lot of questions" disorder!

That's the problem with this test. Some of those questions are contradictory but ones that don't go together don't do anything. Yes always brings something up a certain amount from the looks of it, while no just doesn't do anything.

[Vattic]

I remember being linked to that test or one like it back in secondary school. We all did loads of different ones.

I found it hard to answer some of the questions because there have been times when I would answer yes and others when not. I'm not sure how I would act in similar situations today and wish there was a third option. Most of my social problems, for example, are only present when meeting new people. Not that it makes much difference as they are silly in so many ways.

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: High
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

Spoiler: A more in depth breakdown of the results with comment (click to show/hide)

Paranoid: Moderate
Symptoms:
Unwillingness to forgive perceived insults
Excessive sensitivity to setbacks
Distrustfulness and excessive self-reliance
Projection of blame onto others
Consumed by anticipation of betrayal - more that betrayal had already occurred and both times I was right.
Combative and tenacious adherence to personal rights - not sure what they mean.
Relentlessly suspicious - Just recently I have been at work because I know they are trying to get rid of people.
Schizoid: High
Symptoms:
Weak interpersonal skills - sometimes I find it really hard others not.
Difficulty expressing anger, even when provoked
"Loner" mentality; avoidance of social situations - I find being alone easier but pine for company. I enjoy my own space especially after being really social.
Appear to others as remote, aloof, and unengaged - for fear of being ostracised.
Low sexual desire
Unresponsive to praise or criticism
Schizotypal: High
Symptoms:
Odd or eccentric mannerisms or appearance - if I go back to my home town I blend in better.
Superstitious or preoccupied with paranormal phenomena - couldn't be more wrong.
Difficult to follow speech patterns - I seem to have read, watched, enjoyed different things from many so this can be a problem.
Feelings of anxiety in social situations
Suspiciousness and paranoia - see "Paranoid" / "Relentlessly suspicious".
Odd beliefs or magical thinking - Most people I know think I have odd beliefs but then I know a lot of people who the majority would say had odd beliefs so I don't know.
Appears shy, aloof, or withdrawn to others
Antisocial: Low
Symptoms:
Disregard for the feelings of others - I worry to much and so say little in social situations because of this.
Impulsive and irresponsible decision-making - in the past.
Lack of remorse for harm done to others
Lying, stealing, other criminal behaviors - in the past I've broken the law but only things I think should be legal.
Disregard for the safety of self and others
Borderline: Moderate
Symptoms:
Self-injury or attempted suicide
Strong feelings of anger, anxiety, or depression that last for several hours - in the past but the last few years a suspicious absence despite there being good reason.
Impulsive behavior
Drug or alcohol abuse - abuse as in too much? No. Abuse as in legal? Yes but years ago. I've also lied before to make up for my perceived lack of worth.
Feelings of low self-worth
Unstable relationships with friends, family, and boyfriends/girlfriends - not these days.
Histrionic: Moderate
Symptoms:
Needs to be the center of attention
Dresses or acts provocatively
Rapidly-shifting and shallow emotions
Exaggerates friendships
Overly-dramatic, occassionally theatrical speech - when I'm angry or sad.
easily influenced; highly suggestible
Narcissistic: Moderate
Symptoms:
Requires excessive praise and admiration
Takes advantage of others
Grandiose sense of self-importance - exact opposite.
Lack of empathy
Lying, to self and others - I have done before more than I should have.
Obsessed with fantasies of fame, power, or beauty - I want to make something of my life. Not really gain fame, power, or be beautiful on the whole. I'd happily be well known in a given sphere or discipline.
Avoidant: High
Symptoms:
Social inhibition; retreating from others in anticipation of rejection
Preoccupation with being rejected or criticized in social situations - I have done. In one group most really liked one person who liked another unrequited with much upset all round with nobody thinking anyone else cared.
Fear of embarrassment results in avoidance of new activities - I like new things and trying new things but I'm aware that I do worry about my performance.
Poor self-image; feelings of social ineptitude
Desire for improved social relations
Appear to others as self-involved and unfriendly - unfortunately.
Creation of elaborate fantasy lives - I used to do this a lot but almost never recently.
Dependent: Moderate
Symptoms:
Difficulty making decisions - mostly when there are too many options.
Feelings of helplessness when alone - sometimes.
Suicidal thoughts upon rejection
Submissiveness - I've let people make decisions for me or followed the group before.
Deeply hurt by mild criticism or disapproval - sometimes but it depends who.
Unable to meet ordinary demands of life - when I feel depressed this has become a problem.
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low
Symptoms:
Need for perfection and excessive discipline
Preoccupation with orderliness
Inflexibility
Lack of generosity
Hyper-focus on details and rules
Excessive devotion to work - not my current job but certain classes during my education.

Some seem to line up with the test's results others less so.