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[Vector]

Yeah, well.  I'm going to find a swell guy and we'll drink hot tea together quietly out of the fancyish set my Grandmother gave me as a graduation gift (gift from my parents: French dictionary ).  Eat fresh chapathis.

And I'll do up my hair all vaguely nice and be quietly awkward, but it'll be in a good way.  Hmm... yeah.  Nice and warm.

And then... and then...

Heheheheheh.  Yup, I think that will be a "memory" to look forward too.

[KaelGotDwarves]

I support this.

I for one, am all about bringing back personalised ridiculously-affectionate everythings.

[ChairmanPoo]

I went out yesterda but there was nobody out so I went home early. The thing is, several girls HAD imp.ied they were going out. So it technically qualifies q q uqsi stqndimg up

[Angel Of Death]

I went out yesterda but there was nobody out so I went home early. The thing is, several girls HAD imp.ied they were going out. So it technically qualifies q q uqsi stqndimg up

I think your keyboard is broken.

I'm sad because Bay12 is one of the only websites where you can have a disagreement without someone saying something like "LOLZ UR A FAGET!". There needs to be more.

[Dsarker]

Well, I'd happily supply you with your needs, but then Toady would ban me 

[Vector]

For walking you home in the autumn evening, wearing my cute red wool jacket?

... Oooookayyyyy

[ChairmanPoo]

I went out yesterda but there was nobody out so I went home early. The thing is, several girls HAD imp.ied they were going out. So it technically qualifies q q uqsi stqndimg up

I think your keyboard is broken.

I'm sad because Bay12 is one of the only websites where you can have a disagreement without someone saying something like "LOLZ UR A FAGET!". There needs to be more.

No, I'm typing on my tablet pc. Sometimes this results n leas than perfect orthography

[Weary Exile]

So, I have a skin condition in which I occasionally break out into patches of bleeding, pus-oozing, scab-forming nightmarishness. And it's disfiguring enough on my arms and legs, but apparently now it chose to happen inside my ear canal.

My right ear is now completely blocked off with swelling and scabs and dried pus. An assistant with tweezers was unable to extract the mass of congealed terror. The doctor isn't available until Monday.

I said 'fuck it' and went to bed, where I slept for 15 hours straight, which I'm pretty sure isn't normal either.

[Lysabild]

So, I have a skin condition in which I occasionally break out into patches of bleeding, pus-oozing, scab-forming nightmarishness. And it's disfiguring enough on my arms and legs, but apparently now it chose to happen inside my ear canal.

My right ear is now completely blocked off with swelling and scabs and dried pus. An assistant with tweezers was unable to extract the mass of congealed terror. The doctor isn't available until Monday.

I said 'fuck it' and went to bed, where I slept for 15 hours straight, which I'm pretty sure isn't normal either.

That's just terrible

[Dsarker]

For walking you home in the autumn evening, wearing my cute red wool jacket?

... Oooookayyyyy

Was talking about

I went out yesterda but there was nobody out so I went home early. The thing is, several girls HAD imp.ied they were going out. So it technically qualifies q q uqsi stqndimg up

I think your keyboard is broken.

I'm sad because Bay12 is one of the only websites where you can have a disagreement without someone saying something like "LOLZ UR A FAGET!". There needs to be more.

Proof that I can: "LOLZ UR A FAGET!". There needs to be more.


Do I get the job?

[Angel Of Death]

For walking you home in the autumn evening, wearing my cute red wool jacket?

... Oooookayyyyy

Was talking about

I went out yesterda but there was nobody out so I went home early. The thing is, several girls HAD imp.ied they were going out. So it technically qualifies q q uqsi stqndimg up

I think your keyboard is broken.

I'm sad because Bay12 is one of the only websites where you can have a disagreement without someone saying something like "LOLZ UR A FAGET!". There needs to be more.

Proof that I can: "LOLZ UR A FAGET!". There needs to be more.


Do I get the job?

Nope because I want less websites with the "UR A FAGAT!" content.

[Dsarker]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH. I get it now. Makes much more sense this way.

[Trapezohedron]

Grandmum is sick. She's at least 80 years old, so her metabolism is obviously slow. I'm on the verge of panicking here, I don't want her to be gone...

[MaximumZero]

For walking you home in the autumn evening, wearing my cute red wool jacket?

... Oooookayyyyy

I'd walk you home, but I'd probably wear either my hideously stained !!ORANGE!! hunting coat (it's waterproof, despite being disfigured by oil from a boat engine attempting to explode on me,) my red and pewter sports team coat with the pirate logo on it, or my black leather duster.

[quinnr]

So I heard a commercial for KidzBop (those people that hire kids to sing covers of popular songs), and heard "Born That Way" as one of the songs.

I look it up on Youtube, and any and all reference to race or sexuality is removed (which is about half-three quarters of the song). I suppose they realized that just singing a chorus is boring, so there was this line in there:
"A different coupon, is not a sin. Believe capital H-I-M!"
(originally 'A different lover').

You could at the very least put something that actually makes sense, can't you? Or just not do songs that you are going to remove the whole message of?