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[MetalSlimeHunt]

I've tried to make it clear to my family that instead of putting themselves in debt to give me a funeral, they should sell my body to Science! instead and make a profit. Unfortunately, no matter what they say about it, I'm almost certain they'll let their sentimentality win out should I die.

[MaximumZero]

I just want to be used as compost (or have all my organs sold on the black market,) and for them to spend the money on fun stuff instead of a funeral. Go karting, bowling, video games, a vacation, stippers and booze...ah, the list is endless.

[RedKing]

Cremation here. Cheaper, no wasted space, and it's more in keeping with my religious beliefs.

[sonerohi]

Live fast and die never, I'll be young forever.

[Bdthemag]

When I die I want to be put on a boat with all of my valuables and be sent off to sea, and then have the boat lit on fire. I don't believe in Valhalla, but wouldn't that be an awesome funeral?

[sonerohi]

Not if your family is valuable to you  . I'd think also that maybe you would want a weapon. Imagine showing up to Ragnarok without one. "Oh hey, Thor, you got a spare hammer man?" would not go over well.

[Willfor]

My family already has my burial plot, no need for me to worry very much about it. My end of the bargain is to make sure that I leave a life worth mourning behind.

[Heron TSG]

I'm going to live forever or die trying. If I die trying, I've already signed up to have my organs donated. Hell, most of my body can go to science. But not my right eye. My right eye shall be encased in an airtight and transparent sphere, so that I can creep the hell out of people after I die. (Metaphorically. I'll personally be dead, but you get the idea.)

[Vector]

Getting antsy, want to date someone.  Be appreciated.  Have someone to appreciate without having it turn out like last time.

Forgot what this feels like.

EDIT: AUUUGH fuck I forgot I'm meeting a person tomorrow.  I mean, not forgot-forgot, just didn't register that it's happening.  People.  Tomorrow.

[sonerohi]

I'm going to live forever or die trying. If I die trying, I've already signed up to have my organs donated. Hell, most of my body can go to science. But not my right eye. My right eye shall be encased in an airtight and transparent sphere, so that I can creep the hell out of people after I die. (Metaphorically. I'll personally be dead, but you get the idea.)

Dude, why do you still even have your right eye? You do those scholastic events, right? Pluck out your eye and gain knowledge and wisdom.

[JoshuaFH]

I am so sick to my stomach today. It's very rare that I see anything that makes me want to curl up in the fetal position and puke my guts out at the same time, but...

My Mom has this wound on her back, as she's still recovering from her back surgery, but the healing keeps getting interrupted by these infections, most likely from her horridly unclean home and lifestyle, and the wound just keeps getting worse and worse as it gets infected, and the doctors dig in further and further to cut out dead and infected flesh and tissue.

I got to see the wound on her back, and I just haven't been right for all of today. It was clean, there was no blood coming out, but you could see cleanly in, and see the bones that make up her spine, and the huge amount of red flesh and tissue leading the way in... And she wasn't in pain either, she was just like "Hey Josh, want to see this?" and I did, thinking it wouldn't effect me much, but I looked at it for 3 seconds and I head to turn away and hide in my room... I can't get the image out of my goddamn head.

I just feel sick to my stomach. It doesn't help that I've been thinking about my own mortality lately, and that just pushed me over the edge, and I just feel like shit today. Fuck, that was disturbing. Nothings ever done that to me.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I'm going to live forever or die trying. If I die trying, I've already signed up to have my organs donated. Hell, most of my body can go to science. But not my right eye. My right eye shall be encased in an airtight and transparent sphere, so that I can creep the hell out of people after I die. (Metaphorically. I'll personally be dead, but you get the idea.)

Have the eye be mounted on the wall of your room, and connected to an electric diode that makes it track any movement it detects. Tiny holes in the walls hooked up to canisters of fake blood, also triggered by the motion sensor, are optional.

That said, I will also be trying to live forever if I reach old age. I can just see my 95 year old self now, having my failing body parts gradually removed and replaced with mechanical substitutes. I shall have the old parts soaked in formaldehyde and hang them in jars from my ceiling, just to mindfuck people.

[MaximumZero]

When I die I want to be put on a boat with all of my valuables and be sent off to sea, and then have the boat lit on fire. I don't believe in Valhalla, but wouldn't that be an awesome funeral?

I wanted that at first, but that's not legal here. Ah, well. Family would have been able to keep/sell the valuables, though.

[Gunner-Chan]

I have a feeling this sadness as I see a certain friend turn in for the night is gonna be... A lasting thing...

Ugh I've beaten this once before and Ill do it again. Just you wait me.

[ToonyMan]

I am so sick to my stomach today. It's very rare that I see anything that makes me want to curl up in the fetal position and puke my guts out at the same time, but...
My Mom has this wound on her back, as she's still recovering from her back surgery, but the healing keeps getting interrupted by these infections, most likely from her horridly unclean home and lifestyle, and the wound just keeps getting worse and worse as it gets infected, and the doctors dig in further and further to cut out dead and infected flesh and tissue.
I got to see the wound on her back, and I just haven't been right for all of today. It was clean, there was no blood coming out, but you could see cleanly in, and see the bones that make up her spine, and the huge amount of red flesh and tissue leading the way in... And she wasn't in pain either, she was just like "Hey Josh, want to see this?" and I did, thinking it wouldn't effect me much, but I looked at it for 3 seconds and I head to turn away and hide in my room... I can't get the image out of my goddamn head.
I just feel sick to my stomach. It doesn't help that I've been thinking about my own mortality lately, and that just pushed me over the edge, and I just feel like shit today. Fuck, that was disturbing. Nothings ever done that to me.

I've had a few images ingrained into my brain that were plenty disturbing.  I'm not sure what a solution would be besides time though.  :\