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[Angel Of Death]

Just remember to say "Wow Austria's warmer than I thought it would be, and a lot flatter, where's all the castles?"

Also, wave around American flags and say "Yay America!" every two minutes.

[Reelyanoob]

And keep repeating "why isn't there any goddamn air-conditioning?" for no reason. (my friend told me this one, I think the were New Yorkers)

[Max White]

Location: Raleigh, North Carolina, United States of America

NOOOOOOOO!
The United states of Americans are coming! Hide your sanity!

[Taricus]

Just get pauline hanson out of storage, she'll scare 'em right off

[Angel Of Death]

Location: Raleigh, North Carolina, United States of America

NOOOOOOOO!
The United states of Americans are coming! Hide your sanity!

And the Kangaroos! Hide them from the horror!

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Location: Raleigh, North Carolina, United States of America

NOOOOOOOO!
The United states of Americans are coming! Hide your sanity!

Oh, that's not even the best part.

Location: Raleigh, North Carolina, United States of America

I'm from....The South™.

[Reelyanoob]

Hey man that's cool, at least you won't be bitching about the weather all the time.
I've heard of Northerners doing that and we're like "Well then WHY did you come here??"

[Mindmaker]

I read that because American's fire shotguns at anything that rattles, rattlesnakes have rapidly evolved to be silent, making them even more deadly.(The rattle was to scare predators away, advertise their venom, now it says "just shoot me", and it's easier to lose a trait than gain one).

"Rapid evolution" in the sense of "only the ones with the genetic defect, of not rattling, survived and were able to pass on their genes".

[Max White]

I'm from....The South™.

Dear god, Bush was from the south... YOU MUST BE EX-PRESIDENT BUSH!!! Coming to Australia to find our weapons of mass destruction! It's just a child's playground, I swear!

[scriver]

Feral Dogs/Dingos - EVERYWHERE has feral dogs. Australian ones aren't even as big as wolves.

No feral dogs in Sweden. We don't have rabies either. Pretty much every place is more dangerous than Sweden. Except for the polar bears in Stockholm, of course.

...And wolves aren't dangerous at all. Despite what thr anti-puppy lobby would want you to believe.

I read that because American's fire shotguns at anything that rattles, rattlesnakes have rapidly evolved to be silent, making them even more deadly.(The rattle was to scare predators away, advertise their venom, now it says "just shoot me", and it's easier to lose a trait than gain one).

"Rapid evolution" in the sense of "only the ones with the genetic defect, of not rattling, survived and were able to pass on their genes".

...That's how evolution works

[Reelyanoob]

Australia doesn't have rabies either, due to a very good quarantine service, and remoteness. How did Sweden dodge that particular bullet?

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I'm from....The South™.

Dear god, Bush was from the south... YOU MUST BE EX-PRESIDENT BUSH!!! Coming to Australia to find our weapons of mass destruction! It's just a child's playground, I swear!

Nope, too late now. BRB, telling the Navy to bomb Sydney into the ground and hanging up Mission Accomplished banners on all the aircraft carriers. At the same time.

[Simmura McCrea]

Too cold. Everything that can catch rabies apart from humans went "fuck this shit" and moved south.

[Darvi]

Bluh, I have an important phone call to make.

I just hate phoning strangers, for some reason. Talking to them or mailing them would work just fine, but phones...

[Max White]

Nope, too late now. BRB, telling the Navy to bomb Sydney into the ground and hanging up Mission Accomplished banners on all the aircraft carriers. At the same time.

DAMN YOUR AMERICAN PATRIOTISM! No nation can even compare!