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[iceball3]

_{How strange, almost every social subsection of wherever that I participate in has gone... suspiciously quiet...}

[lordnincompoop]

Aklyons is pretty grief free, mainly cuz I have a no tolerance policy and shit

Well, I guess I'll put a (slightly shameful) pluggy of Planehacked too, then. We often organise building projects together, and we're making good progress on our biggest yet by far.

I've no sad to contribute, unfortunately, but I'm a little regretful that I've gotten almost nothing done last week. Gotta start working, then.

[Gunner-Chan]

It gets kinda lonely with no one awake to talk with and no one online to talk to. :<

[ToonyMan]

It gets kinda lonely with no one awake to talk with and no one online to talk to. :<

I'm just hoping since it's the summer I don't develop a backwards sleep cycle again.

Oh wait it's already happening.

[Reelyanoob]

However tempting this may sound, I probably would be the one who were in touble, when I did this.
Oh well, a frozen pizza, an energy drink and maybe a couple of other things I haven't noticed.
Could be worse...

Put a spiked drink etc in their with your name on it, stick something nasty in it which will make him puke for a week XD and he can't even say anything. Perfect prank. If he blames you he's admitting theft. I'd suggest that stuff bulemics use - Ipecac (although maybe not, on further research it says the stuff is not recommended as it has a toxicity level)

[iceball3]

However tempting this may sound, I probably would be the one who were in touble, when I did this.
Oh well, a frozen pizza, an energy drink and maybe a couple of other things I haven't noticed.
Could be worse...

Put a spiked drink etc in their with your name on it, stick something nasty in it which will make him puke for a week XD and he can't even say anything. Perfect prank.

Or rather, something you'd actually put in a drink, like, I don't know, a few grams of capsacin? Not sure how much really, enough to burn up someone's outh I guess. Because that IS something you use to flavor foods. I'm not too sure that whatever makes someone that sick would be legal in his workplace, heck I'm not sure the capsacin idea is very legal either.
Hm...
How about beet juice? Fill up some canister or something that says grape juice or something, bingo, sickdrink that is allowed and such.

[Reelyanoob]

I accidentally got raw chilli juice in my nose once (scratched my nose after preparing fresh chillis) the worst pain ever, and nothing stopped it (it's not water soluable, i tried soap and everything and it didn't help either). Many hours of agony. That would be hard to contrive someone else to do though. Think of how it burns your mouth then times that by 100 to understand how it felt.

[Vertigon]

Eventually everyone will leave me and I will die alone and bitter be a huge cliche. It's just another one of those days :I

Also I fucking hate my cellphone. Technology is so inconvenient; I want to be able to talk to you when I want to talk to you, not whenever you feel like starting up a conversation. And I haven't felt like talking to anyone in a week, they're all wondering if I hate them. And I know I should talk to them, and I should feel bad for not doing it, but if I don't feel like it, there's no way I'm getting myself to do it.

Also people aren't nice anymore. I was playing TF2 and one guy said he needed a nametag, and another guy said he had four he didn't want and he would trade something for one. If I had 4 nametags I didn't want, I would have given one to the guy for free! I just don't get that kind of stuff :I this is why I will never run a business.

I was going to post more, I believe. However, I don't remember what it was and this will do, I guess :I

[Burnt Pies]

I accidentally got raw chilli juice in my nose once (scratched my nose after preparing fresh chillis) the worst pain ever, and nothing stopped it (it's not water soluable, i tried soap and everything and it didn't help either). Many hours of agony. That would be hard to contrive someone else to do though. Think of how it burns your mouth then times that by 100 to understand how it felt.

I believe it's somewhat soluble in milk, in case you ever make that mistake again. That said, snorting milk would be weird.

[Reelyanoob]

Believe me it's a one in a lifetime accident. This was back in the late 90's, so I'm not 100% sure exactly everything I tried, though milk soluble definitely rings a bell.

[Burnt Pies]

It's worked fairly well for me when I've been eating things too hot for me. Given that I'm doing most of the cooking and control spiciness of my food, that's not happened recently, however.

[Mindmaker]

However tempting this may sound, I probably would be the one who were in touble, when I did this.
Oh well, a frozen pizza, an energy drink and maybe a couple of other things I haven't noticed.
Could be worse...

Put a spiked drink etc in their with your name on it, stick something nasty in it which will make him puke for a week XD and he can't even say anything. Perfect prank.

Or rather, something you'd actually put in a drink, like, I don't know, a few grams of capsacin? Not sure how much really, enough to burn up someone's outh I guess. Because that IS something you use to flavor foods. I'm not too sure that whatever makes someone that sick would be legal in his workplace, heck I'm not sure the capsacin idea is very legal either.
Hm...
How about beet juice? Fill up some canister or something that says grape juice or something, bingo, sickdrink that is allowed and such.

I'd rather not do that to somebody who is a lot taller and a lot heavier than me, especially when he posesses the reasoning of a elementary school kid.
"I've been told you ate my pizza. You owe me for this."
"No. Somebody ate my lasagne."
 

[Reelyanoob]

Once, back in my Uni days, someone drank deeply from a coke bottle filled with concentrated bong water. The owner was considering pranking the guy with it coz he was a dick, but we decided that was too mean to do, even for this guy.

He ended up just marching in and grabbing the bottle and drinking it XD
Next thing, he's spewing out the window.

Mind you, this guy was dumb. He wasn't actually at the Uni himself, but a friend of a friend. Another friend convinced him that there was a killer koala known as a "dropbear" in the backyard, and he's actually gone out there with a flashlight looking into the trees for it. Normally "dropbear" is a prank played on foreigners who don't know any better, but this guy was Australian and fell for it XD

Now I'm sad because I've spoilt Dropbear for everybody.

[alway]

Another friend convinced him that there was a killer koala known as a "dropbear" in the backyard, and he's actually gone out there with a flashlight looking into the trees for it. Normally "dropbear" is a prank played on foreigners who don't know any better, but this guy was Australian and fell for it XD

That's because, as an Australian, he knows any wildlife from his country is capable of killing a grown man.

[Reelyanoob]

The rule is anything with fur in Australia is safe. Except furry spiders.

Spotted Qoulls are the largest marsupial carnivore on the mainland:

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