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[Simmura McCrea]

Direct X! Y U NO WORK?

[Angel Of Death]

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I've got more diarreah. The thing that makes me sad is that this happens normally. I have diarreah almost all the time.

[Criptfeind]

Wow. That is... Something I am not sure we needed to know. Now my mental image of you will be with shit coming out of both ends instead of one.

[blackmagechill]

Wow. That is... Something I am not sure we needed to know. Now my mental image of you will be with shit coming out of both ends instead of one.

Criptfeind: Very Classy.

[Vector]

Please please please tell me that you also plan to eschew the frilly white wedding dress for Valkyrie armor, and ride in on a white mare. That would be the best wedding processional *ever*.

I was going to, at the very least, gird myself with a sword and wear some reasonable clothing (like combat boots).  It was going to be a crazy mishmash of masculine and feminine awesome.

Then I realized "Wait, who on earth am I going to be able to marry in that getup?"

Yeah, I think I'm going to stay single 

Wow. That is... Something I am not sure we needed to know. Now my mental image of you will be with shit coming out of both ends instead of one.

Criptfeind: Very Classy.

Yeah, I laughed.  Guiltily.

I hope you feel a lot better soon, AoD.  Go to the doctor, okay?  I keep worrying about you.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I was going to, at the very least, gird myself with a sword and wear some reasonable clothing (like combat boots).  It was going to be a crazy mishmash of masculine and feminine awesome.

Then I realized "Wait, who on earth am I going to be able to marry in that getup?"

You have seen the kinds of comments people post on this here internet, right? You just have to find someone who's head won't explode from the awesome of it.

[Euld]

I knew a coworker who got married in a graveyard, so yeah if you find the right guy he'll probably humor your request.  If anything, he'd probably say "Vector... that's AWESOME!"

[Darvi]

Craaap, just as it got a bit better my tooth starts hurting again Dx

[Leafsnail]

Then I realized "Wait, who on earth am I going to be able to marry in that getup?"

Hey, as long as they're allowed to dress in an equally flamboyant way, that shouldn't be a problem.

[Vector]

Hey, as long as they're allowed to dress in an equally flamboyant way, that shouldn't be a problem.

Of course they are

Hurm, yeah.  On the other hand, I do sort of just want to keep being single.  So maybe I'll just become a professional wedding planner.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

So maybe I'll just become a professional wedding planner.

In that case, make them all crazy. Nobody will remember the by-the-book wedding, everyone will remember a wedding conducted entirely on motorcycles.

[Bauglir]

Please please please tell me that you also plan to eschew the frilly white wedding dress for Valkyrie armor, and ride in on a white mare. That would be the best wedding processional *ever*.

I was going to, at the very least, gird myself with a sword and wear some reasonable clothing (like combat boots).  It was going to be a crazy mishmash of masculine and feminine awesome.

Then I realized "Wait, who on earth am I going to be able to marry in that getup?"

Yeah, I think I'm going to stay single 

I would totally do it, except then there would have to be an immediate annulment because as much as I would love to participate in an event of that ridiculous awesomeness, I'm not too keen on being married to someone I know only superficially (No offense intended, Vector, though I'm sure this disclaimer is unnecessary). Or being married at all, right now, but anyway. Could we get the presiding religious figure's lines read by a Tesla coil?

[Vector]

In that case, make them all crazy. Nobody will remember the by-the-book wedding, everyone will remember a wedding conducted entirely on motorcycles.

Actually, my initial idea for someone else's wedding involved helicopter drops

I would totally do it, except then there would have to be an immediate annulment because as much as I would love to participate in an event of that ridiculous awesomeness, I'm not too keen on being married to someone I know only superficially (No offense intended, Vector, though I'm sure this disclaimer is unnecessary). Or being married at all, right now, but anyway. Could we get the presiding religious figure's lines read by a Tesla coil?

Yes.  Yes, we could.

(I'm not interested in getting married, either.  My interest is solely in trolling my family and everyone else for miles, including myself.  I'd like the bouquet to be welded.)

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Heh. If me and Yumi get married it's going to be a Registry office thing X3

[freeformschooler]

I played Might and Magic VII like was suggested to me today, managed to figure out/get past the character creation screen and then had no idea what I was doing, especially without a tutorial.

I am not worthy of older, more hardcore RPGs