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[SalmonGod]

Witnessing a confession of justified paranoia made me sad today

[Tellemurius]

Sonna bitch I think I have bone spurs IN my left heel, now running is going to be real bitch.

[Vector]

Witnessing a confession of justified paranoia made me sad today

If you're saying what you're saying, then... yeah.  I know.

[MaximumZero]

I want my funeral to be a very simple process.

1. Take corpse.
2. Add copious amounts of flammable and explosive substances.
3. Set off flame explosions via remote control.
4. Cake Booze and strippers for everyone in attendance.

Of course, it'd have to be done in like the middle of the Pacific Ocean or Antarctica or something, but....

Fix'd to be my perfect funeral. BTW, anywhere in International Waters will let you have a viking funeral, but getting the setup and body there is very expensive.

[sonerohi]

My dad wants to be buried in public, but secretly. He told me that his plan is to bribe my cousins to dig a hole for him in one of those planter things in the middle of a road, and bury him there, and drag a headstone in too. He wants to be a nuisance in his old age.

[Fenrir]

Witnessing a confession of justified paranoia made me sad today

If it is justified, it is not paranoia. I hope the victim's caution prevented any harm.

[Vector]

If it is justified, it is not paranoia. I hope the victim's caution prevented any harm.

This isn't one of those situations where it works like that--so far as I know, anyhow =/

[Ochita]

I feel as if I might have insomnia.
Or just a messed up sleeping pattern. In any case, I'm now reminded of the only hallucination that I ever had, caused by lack of sleep.

It wasn't too bad in itself, but the knowledge of it not being real, and yet me not breaking out of it made me a little sad.

[Angel Of Death]

My health seems to be degrading quite rapidly. I keep on feeling sicker by the day and I'm in an almost constant state of pain.

[Darvi]

I have cuts all everywhere and I don't know how.

[ein]

Welcome to my life.

[scriver]

I'm feeling lonely and depressed.

And damn tired.

[Darvi]

Headache is worsening!!!

[Simmura McCrea]

EU3! Y U NO WORK?

EDIT: Oh. That's why. DirectX install fail. To the internet!

EDIT2: DirectX install fail part 2.

[RedKing]

I always wanted to have Ride of the Valkyries played at my wedding.  Barring that, my funeral.

Please please please tell me that you also plan to eschew the frilly white wedding dress for Valkyrie armor, and ride in on a white mare. That would be the best wedding processional *ever*.