I just want to state the fact that SIAM FUCKING SUCKS ASS. Why, you ask?
Let me set the scene. I'm starting a new game of Civ 5. Small world, few nations, a couple extra city-states. Me and Persia are the two most powerful people on the planet by 3000 B.C. Me and him are also totally tight. Me and Darius are best bros and everything's going great. Then one day Darius says to me, he says "hey Rome let's go take over Siam" and I say "fine give me a little while because I don't have any military." and he says "kay." Then me and him go on to beat Siam into submission. I take only one city but I wipe his military off the map in one fell swoop leaving Darius to take the majority of his cities. It's fine, me and Darius are best bros, right?
WRONG.
Skip forward a couple mellenia. Siam is long since a forgotten memory. I'm working on rocketry and Darius is encroaching on my northern border. Kanayum is under seige by no less than two artillery and five infantry, plus a few cavalry. Solluxa is under Persian rule, puppeteered by the vile Persian threat. The war is about to turn, though, because while Kanayum falls, I bring out my newest weapon: The Mechanized Infantry unit. Equipped with a 40mm cannon and plated with 1 1/2 feet of steel, the Mechs are killing machines. I steamroll over the Persian troops and take back Kanayum, then move to Solluxa. But when I take it, I am surpirsed by an option I hadn't considered. Solluxa was once a Siamese city. I could free it and bring the dead to life.
Regardless of the stupidity, it was too good to pass up. Bringing Siam into the picture could change the face of history. Another ally in my conquest of Persia, perhaps? I could have a true puppet state! I could be king of two countries!
Siam, as soon as I brought them back from death itself, find me detestable and in one turn denounce me. BITCH SHOW SOME RESPECT. I BROUGHT YOU BACK AFTER THOUSANDS OF YEARS AND YOU INSULT ME IN FRONT OF THE OTHER LEADERS? WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
Solluxa is now an occupied city. Now I'm the fucking bad guy.
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