Got back from my twenty minute "job interview". Their idea of "part-time" is less days a week instead of less hours, and they officially clock out 45 minutes before my nightjob starts. Trying to keep both jobs would make my schedule into-
Noon - Wake up, shower, eat breakfast, catch last night's Daily Show.
2PM - Start dream-job-that-really-isn't-but-opens-doors.
10PM - Change into work clothes in the bathroom, swing by Whattaburger for dinner.
10:45 - Start work at UPS
4AM - Get home from UPS, immediately pass out to start over tomorrow.
Obviously that's not going to last. I'll be going for an "observation day" on Friday, and then they have a two-week training period. I don't want to quit UPS immediately because I don't know yet if I'm going to keep this new job, even though I basically have to if I want to get anywhere in life, since its exactly what I signed up for. My boss will be cool with letting me come in a little late and work less hours during the training period, but I know I'm going to have to choose one or the other. And it's not going to be UPS.
So my next couple weeks are going to suck ass, and there's three possibilities on the other side: Giving up on the best professional opportunity I've ever stumbled into; walking away from a job I tolerate with great insurance and taking a real pay cut to do so; or busting ass 12-14 hours a day on a regular basis for, at best, good insurance and $600 a week.
This could easily be one of the most critical decisions of my life, certainly up to this point, and I'm not going to be happy for a long time with any of the outcomes.
I think I'm probably not going to even major in mathematics.
I have no idea what I'm doing anymore.
What brought this on? You've demonstrated at least extraordinary ability in both languages of all types, and mathematics I can't even grasp. From an outsider's perspective, your problem with college seems like a continuing interruption by bad circumstances, and a wealth of choices with an unclear future. But leaving something you've always described in such glowing terms can't be the best idea.