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[MaximumZero]

Yeah, that was...wat. Although, it looks like there'll be some job openings for ideas folks for makin the vidjya games.

[ein]

I can't stop laughing.
And wondering why the hell it took so long.

[Tellemurius]

I am both confused and slightly creeped out by this turn of events. I can only imagine that this was not Ubisoft's intent, but intent means nothing when you make somthing sufficently weird that a person feels awkward about watching it while completely alone.

Excuse me while I go puke.. Goddamn, that was wrong...

i actually expected this to happen some time, though this was so over my expectations XD

[MaximumZero]

I've never needed a video game to start an orgy. A bonfire and/or copious amounts of alcohol help, but still...this counts as a pretty big wtf.

[Realmfighter]

I am both confused and slightly creeped out by this turn of events. I can only imagine that this was not Ubisoft's intent, but intent means nothing when you make somthing sufficently weird that a person feels awkward about watching it while completely alone.

Hehehe What the fuck

[Ochita]

I am both confused and slightly creeped out by this turn of events. I can only imagine that this was not Ubisoft's intent, but intent means nothing when you make somthing sufficently weird that a person feels awkward about watching it while completely alone.

Hehehe What the fuck

I just saw that goddamnit. 12 FRICKING PLUS....

[Vector]

...

I didn't feel that awkward, but still... if I wanted to kiss a chick that badly, I'd go kiss one.  No need for a game to make that happen.

[Tellemurius]

XD
this is so strange for me
but then this is ubisoft, We got a Hot Assassin and A Persian Prince that gets some sweet asses.

[Realmfighter]

...

I didn't feel that awkward, but still... if I wanted to kiss a chick that badly, I'd go kiss one.  No need for a game to make that happen.

Where is the romance in your heart, Vector?

[Tellemurius]

...

I didn't feel that awkward, but still... if I wanted to kiss a chick that badly, I'd go kiss one.  No need for a game to make that happen.

Where is the romance in your heart, Vector?

Its running on 256-bit AES encryption

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I am both confused and slightly creeped out by this turn of events. I can only imagine that this was not Ubisoft's intent, but intent means nothing when you make somthing sufficently weird that a person feels awkward about watching it while completely alone.

Hehehe What the fuck

...

I think I'm going to go have another shower or five.
...

Actually, I think I'll just sleep in the shower tonight. It takes more than seven hours in cold water to develop hypothermia, right?

[ein]

12 FRICKING PLUS....

I...
...
...
Words fail me.

[Tellemurius]

I am both confused and slightly creeped out by this turn of events. I can only imagine that this was not Ubisoft's intent, but intent means nothing when you make somthing sufficently weird that a person feels awkward about watching it while completely alone.

Hehehe What the fuck

...

I think I'm going to go have another shower or five.
...

Actually, I think I'll just sleep in the shower tonight. It takes more than seven hours in cold water to develop hypothermia, right?

half hour actually

[MetalSlimeHunt]

half hour actually

Alright, risk assessment time. Almost certain death vs. Possible dreams of Ubisoft's new sex simulator.

....

Extreme Hypothermia it is then.

[Mindmaker]

'Second-hand embarassment', I need to remember that expression.