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[Blargityblarg]

My middle name is the name of the road we lived on until I was five.

My first name was a tossup between what it actually is, and Martin.

To be honest, I'm glad I didn't get Martin, though I imagine it'd be different if I were named Martin.

[fqllve]

I have a Polish last name that I will never be able to publish any fiction under. At least any fiction that isn't entirely pretentious and forever to remain unread.

Oh well, I just stole the name of British codebreaker Alan Stripp for my pen name. I spell Alan differently though.

[Realmfighter]

My last name is prone to violent abuse at the hands of everyone who was it before they heard it.

[Tack]

Both of my names are completely safe. My cousin, on the other hand, had his first name as the street he was born on- Yes, he was born in the car on the way to hospital.
We call him 'Flocky'. What a name.

[Bauglir]

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[ToonyMan]

He has the insufferable geass!  Fear him!

[AntiAntiMatter]

My last name is hyphenated. It's component names are an old term for a resident of wales and a corruption of a common name sported by a number of European kings.

[Rose]

There's a family in my town with the surname dick.

they have 7 daughters and 0 sons.

[ToonyMan]

My cousin's family has the unlucky last name of Balls.

[GamerKnight]

I did dislocate my knee yesterday, effecting horrendous pain to myself. Today I discovered that this will continue to happen, until I have finished growing and they operate to replace my knee-cap.

[fqllve]

I'm fortuitous to have my last name, as it is an extremely common last name and also slang for 'penis'. Fortunately, I've managed to avoid any childhood tormenting for this fact, but now I can say, "Yeah, so?" to people who call me a dick. Kind of like I can to people who call me a bastard (because, by chance, I'm one of those, too). Tremble, world, before my uninsultable nature!

Also you share a name with Philip motherfucking Dick which is cause for rejoicing right there.

[Burnt Pies]

Who calls their kid 'Motherfucking'?

Odd parents, man.

[GamerKnight]

The same people who name their son Dick Hammer. The greatest parents in the world.

[Akigagak]

I did dislocate my knee yesterday, effecting horrendous pain to myself. Today I discovered that this will continue to happen, until I have finished growing and they operate to replace my knee-cap.

Ouch. My former history teacher had a problem with her kneecaps. They kept moving to the wrong side of her knees.


On Names: If you go to meanings, my name is Man, God is Gracious. *And whatever the fuck "Gallichan" means*
Andrew John Gallichan, for those not into etymology. Nearly everyone on my father's side of the family has John as a middle name. Except for those who have it as a first.

[ein]

My middle names are Latin.
Ioseph Amarante.