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[Bohandas]

So, twilight is on tv right now... And somehow it is even worse then I remember. It might have something to do with the fact that the last time I watched it, a cute girl on my arm was involved, but without that to sweeten the deal this is even worse then people critisize it for being!

Edward: This is what I am.
Bells: It shines like diamonds! Your beautiful.
Edward: Beautiful? This is the skin of a killer!


God this sucks... That made me sad today.

The solution is obvious. You must seek out Stephanie Meyer and drive a wooden stake through her heart.

[Ochita]

Blah blah emotional issues
Blah blah I am a woman
blah blah this will never work
blah blah oh right let me hook up with someone else.

[Vector]

Er... female pronouns for you now, or what?

[Bohandas]

"Stuff is just made up" for Fox News. Seriously, what the fuck? I mean, it isn't exactly news that Fox isn't unbiased, just not to that degree (possible exaggeration aside).

Why am I not surprised at all?

I'm still suprised that there is anybody who takes Fox News seriously in the first place.

[Ochita]

Er... female pronouns for you now, or what?

I was making fun of Twilight -.-'
...

[Leafsnail]

I'd forgotten about that part of the thread, and thought you were having genuine gender identity issues.  Uh... sorry.

[Max White]

I'd forgotten about that part of the thread, and thought you were having genuine gender identity issues.  Uh... sorry.

That would be interesting! Can we go over that one day?

[Vector]

I'd forgotten about that part of the thread, and thought you were having genuine gender identity issues.  Uh... sorry.

But... Leafsnail... why are you posting for me?  I mean, that's pretty much what I'd say, but... but...

Er... female pronouns for you now, or what?

I was making fun of Twilight -.-'
...

... Ah, well.  Just a bit confused as to what "I am a woman" has to do with the plot of Twilight.  I did read it, actually.

And yeah, it was really bad.

[Ochita]

>:O

I am a man. I will always be a man. I am a homosexual but for the love of jesus I am a man >:L

[Vector]

>:O

I am a man. I will always be a man. I am a homosexual but for the love of jesus I am a man >:L

Just making sure you still identified that way =)

As Leafsnail said, we both seem to have confused ourselves a little.

[GamerKnight]

Hey, back to Twilight for a second, did you know one of the drafts for the twilight film made it into an action movie? There was a Korean FBI agent who was hunting Edward, who was monumentally badass, SWAT teams in the trees and the vampires were killing them. Bella was fighting, her dad died and it was kind of like Blade with a white guy.

We must hunt and destroy the one who discarded this script.

[Max White]

Hey, back to Twilight for a second, did you know one of the drafts for the twilight film made it into an action movie? There was a Korean FBI agent who was hunting Edward, who was monumentally badass, SWAT teams in the trees and the vampires were killing them. Bella was fighting, her dad died and it was kind of like Blade with a white guy.

We must hunt and destroy the one who discarded this script.

It would not have been as good as you want it to be. No, those bookes were written by either
a) Somebody who has no idea in the world how to write a book, not even the tinyest little bit. They did not think about what they were doing and just scribbled down there sick vampiric fantasys.
b) Somebody who had a very, very good idea of how to write a book, and was evil.

I am now sad there is no Blade/Twilight crossover.

As am I.

[Duke 2.0]

No skynet to connect to here either.

 You are free of skynet. You are off the grid. Be the hero humanity needs against the machines.

 And yeah, it's gonna be crummy not having you around as much. At least we can be don't-have-as-much-time-for-steam buddies.

[Ochita]

>:O

I am a man. I will always be a man. I am a homosexual but for the love of jesus I am a man >:L

Just making sure you still identified that way =)

As Leafsnail said, we both seem to have confused ourselves a little.

4+ years is a long time to think about your identity.

[Vector]

4+ years is a long time to think about your identity.

Yup.  I figured out something I didn't want to know about mine after 8 years of trying to ignore it as I questioned and deluded myself.

I just didn't want to be rude, in case you were trying to tell us something.