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[Duke 2.0]

I mean, just look at my little pony.

*looks around for a pony*

I don't see it.

Just because he owns an elephant does not necessarily mean he owns a pony.

Although I wouldn't doubt it.

[Acanthus117]

I played some TF2 on the Xbox.

It was so fun.

And then my brother kicked me off. ;_;

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Bleh.. No food left at all, I really hope my money comes in tomorrow.

[MaximumZero]

Why the hell am I being so lazy? I could've been to both of my stores already today, but instead, I'm just putting off the inevitable.

[Duke 2.0]

 We ran out of razors in the house and my dad looks like a bear and needs to be somewhere soon for some presentation. I just saw him go upstairs with the reciprocating saw.

 Better head up there before he destroys something.

[Aqizzar]

As much as you struggle with your father, you have to admit: he's on the cusp of becoming the most badass dad alive.

[Duke 2.0]

 That award belongs to Toonys dad, mine just had a terrible work ethic. Like the time we had a pipe burst in the back yard due to freezing weather and he tried to replace it while the water was still broken. Or the numerous electrical hazards around the house he has put off for two years now, including most of the basement being either without power or having outlets too dangerous to use.

 Turns out he locked the bathroom door closed again, so he just sawed the knob off and replaced it with the numerous knobs we have left over from when we replaced the locks. I was too late to show him that this knob can be opened with a nail.

[Taricus]

Your dad sound very much like a dwarf 

[Cassicotca]

School and deteriorating eyesight

[lordnincompoop]

We ran out of razors in the house and my dad looks like a bear and needs to be somewhere soon for some presentation. I just saw him go upstairs with the reciprocating saw.

 Better head up there before he destroys something.

I think you should go up there and stop him before he destroys his own face.

[Tack]

Bleh.. No food left at all, I really hope my money comes in tomorrow.

I've had that. The money didn't come in tomorrow. Or for a week.

So... chin up.

[Bauglir]

-snip-

[Bohandas]

Hah. I don't do it for food. I do it for population control. Just for another way to prove that humans are the most pretentious creatures on earth. Not only do we introduce species, but in order to make sure that they don't overrun the natives which we eat to survive, we make a sport out of killing them.

Not just pretentious, also hypocritical...unless you're this guy

[ToonyMan]

House is cleaned out and out of.  Cats are gone.  Moved everything to Grandma's.  Took a shower finally.

Grandman has an ancient emachine computer and it's connected directly.  I'll probably make posts but not as often.  No skynet to connect to here either.  I'm fine so don't worry about me.

[Bohandas]

Hah. I don't do it for food. I do it for population control. Just for another way to prove that humans are the most pretentious creatures on earth. Not only do we introduce species, but in order to make sure that they don't overrun the natives which we eat to survive, we make a sport out of killing them.

You know whats overrunning the natives of all enviroments? People. Too many of em, and we are starving the less well off of ourselfs to death. You should hunt people instead (and im sure humans would provide the most sport as well, so its a win-win situation).

I am in complete agreement.