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[Keita]

Sit in the corner, crank up your mp3 player and stare out the nearest window, avoid eye contact at all costs. In fact, this solution works for many places, not just the bus.

Also if anyone tries to talk or come near you, unfocus your eyes and look at them. Makes most people f-off around me.

[Simmura McCrea]

Sit in the corner, crank up your mp3 player and stare out the nearest window, avoid eye contact at all costs. In fact, this solution works for many places, not just the bus.

Also if anyone tries to talk or come near you, unfocus your eyes and look at them. Makes most people f-off around me.

Take this advice. This is how I deal with all public transport. Also, generally unfriendly body language helps.

[Seamas]

Sit in the corner, crank up your mp3 player and stare out the nearest window, avoid eye contact at all costs. In fact, this solution works for many places, not just the bus.

Also if anyone tries to talk or come near you, unfocus your eyes and look at them. Makes most people f-off around me.

Take this advice. This is how I deal with all public transport. Also, generally unfriendly body language helps.

Also a great way to never meet anybody.

[Simmura McCrea]

I don't want to meet people on a bus, I want to get somewhere.

[Darvi]

Who needs a town with this many people?
All they do is get in the way and screech at each other.
They're the REAL noise.
Wish I had a giant Mute button.

That's what came to my mind.

Also a great way to never meet anybody.

Believe me, not everybody is interested in meeting people all the time. Sometimes you just want to be alone (okay,"sometimes" can also mean "most of the time" for some people)

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Well for me "Meeting people" would consist of them getting too close to me and me having a panic attack.
And dressing all in black with vivid red scars on your neck and arms helps.

[Footkerchief]

And dressing all in black with vivid red scars on your neck and arms helps.

I sympathize, my neck is covered with wounds too.  Hickeys are awful.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Resisting the urge to make a dirty joke.
Have some light music instead http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5C5twY6f-rU

[Taco Dan]

I think it's universal body language that hood up = stay the hell away from me.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Nah, hoods == obscured peripheral vision

[Darvi]

I have a shirt with a robot on it that says "Must kill all humans"
So far it wasn't that effective in keeping people away however 

[ein]

Sure is a good thing you never get tired when you're an insomniac.

What? I'm tired all the friggin' time and I can never get to sleep.

There's this magical little invention called sarcasm.
Ever hear of it?

[ChairmanPoo]

You should make your sarcasm clearer.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Yeah, make it way clearer, why not use the [Sarcasm][/Sarcasm] tags  while you're at it.

[Rose]

my connection has been terrible lateley.