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[Cthulhu]

Playing Hitman: Blood Money, I'm beginning to grow frustrated with the way a guard always walks around the corner whenever I'm about to do something illegal.

[Duke 2.0]

Playing Hitman: Blood Money, I'm beginning to grow frustrated with the way a guard always walks around the corner whenever I'm about to do something illegal.

Every game where I'm a thief ever has this. The NPC even goes out of its way just to dick me over.

[ToonyMan]

I start getting a Joe Darke thing going on when I play Hitman.  I kill one guy which leads onto another guy which leads into another until everybody is dead.

I managed to drag a body into a room with another person in it, talk about awkward.

[Cthulhu]

Also, your suspicion goes up whenever someone gets assassinated.

"Hey Steve, did you hear a palette full of barrels fell on Manuel?"

"Shit man, I bet that bald guy had something to do with it"

Fuck Steve.

[Keita]

This is why I hate every stealth game that isn't Thief or Thief deadly shadows. But await to be proven wrong.

[Cthulhu]

I just noticed the ICA left me a chest, hopefully with something I can use to facilitate the deadening.  Checked, chest was empty.  :|

[Tack]

Watching Firefly.

I like it. The disk is hard to navigate, though.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

I recall one mission where I killed a guy in a lift, I then stood in the convenient universal open area and fibrewired everybody in the level. Good times ^_^

[Footkerchief]

I just noticed the ICA left me a chest, hopefully with something I can use to facilitate the deadening.  Checked, chest was empty.  :|

The main purpose of those cases is to hold any non-concealable weapons that you selected before the mission (M4, shotgun, etc).  Occasionally they'll have a random TMP or something, but usually not.

[Tack]

It's flooding in Queensland. A few people have died. Apparently the flash flood will hit Brisbane soon.

[Aqizzar]

"Hey Steve, did you hear a palette full of barrels fell on Manuel?"

"Shit man, I bet that bald guy had something to do with it"

Fuck Steve.

To be fair, a bald guy with a barcode tattooed on his head, who no one has ever seen before and never talks to people, is a pretty suspicious thing.

[Blargityblarg]

It's flooding in Queensland. A few people have died. Apparently the flash flood will hit Brisbane soon.

The son of one of my mother's business associates tried to rescue three people. He only saved one. The other two, a mother and a son, drowned or were buffeted to death.

[Heron TSG]

Holy cow, that flood must be massive. Is it all over Queensland or just in the coastal areas?

I'm sad today because of stereotypes. My brother and I went to Subway with some friends after our knowledge bowl competition, and he was right ahead of me in line. He orders something, and the employee at the counter immediately asks me, "What do you want? Same thing?". I tell her no, but she ignores me and starts making it anyway. I repeatedly tell her she misheard me until we get to the end of the counter and I refuse to pay for the sandwich she wouldn't stop making. After a short conversation, I had to restart the whole process because they assumed that my twin brother and I wanted the exact same thing and wouldn't take their Ipod headphones out of their ears. 

[Rose]

...

So hungry.

I know how ya feel man. Laziness-induced anorexia is a terrible thing, which is why I have instant noodles.

 Not ramen, instant noodles.

that's a thing, now?

if that's a thing, I have it.

[Heron TSG]

Laziness-induced anorexia is a terrible thing

Are you saying that you are too apathetic to live? That might become an issue someday. You might want to work towards a less apathetic future, bro.