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[ein]

I have trouble looking at prebuilt computers.
I always jump to, 'Meh, horrible price for meh quality hardware.'
Except Apples.
Those are 'Meh, extortion for good hardware, but where are the screws? D:'

[Footkerchief]

I know, right?  It's like men never annoy each other at all, and women are just there preying on their manly existences, waiting to call them bad boyfriends and destroy their fragile manly self-esteems, as well as their pocket-books.

Damn.  It's too bad you guys can't just procreate with yourselves in a big sweaty pulsating huddle of brosome-ness, so you'd never have to deal with us again.

Lesson of the day: If you want to date women, don't bash 'em.  It makes you sound like the tools who whine until they get a Playstation and then won't stop complaining about how shitty all the games are.  You don't get to have it both ways, especially because unlike most Playstations, women can have their feelings hurt and also track your IP address and roll eggs down your chimney via cannon fire.

Platonic <3

[Rose]

women can have their feelings hurt and also track your IP address and roll eggs down your chimney via cannon fire.

I'd actually be flattered that somebody would come all this way just to do that.

[Taco Dan]

RAAAAAAAAAGE.

But women treat guys like crap all the time. Oh weel, your point still stands

I was so confident coming into this...

IKR. We have to put up with all the crap women give us, and then when we have to do something, or get fired/flunked and ask them to leave us alone fro a few minutes, suddenly we become bad boyfriends. Oh, and having to pay for EVERY date really gets grating.

Hey, don't think we don't do this to women, too. If I had a girlfriend, she'd be paying for all the dates, 'cause I'm broke.

[Duke 2.0]

 Blerrg. I figured "Hey, if I go to be dat around 9:00 when I have my first bit of drowsiness I can actually sleep at a decent time and not at like two in the morning. I can finally seize the morning."
 And my throat and nose are all like "Haha fuck you, you are staying up all night thanks to us."

[Aqizzar]

And my throat and nose are all like "Haha fuck you, you are staying up all night thanks to us."

Old Man Winter is such a fucking faggot, I hate that guy so much.  Similarly though, I haven't had a proper night's sleep since New Year's Eve (although I've snuck in a few three-hour-power-nap sessions), and I just decided to celebrate having the day off with strong beer.  This morning is going to be awesome, I just know it.

[scriver]

And without doubt, women feel the exact same way. Except they're tired of guys never letting them pay instead.

For clarification, I did not mean women think like this all the time. I meant that when they're bitter, they're bitter about the same basic things as guys are bitter about (like breadbocks in the above post). Just turned around.
It's also a heavily generalized women (and men) but I don't think I need to tell you guys that.

[ein]

I just read somewhere that my not being able to run Touhou is related to my running 64-bit Linux.
What that means: I'll never be able to run Touhou on my laptop.
Of course, if my flashdrive install is 32-bit…

[eerr]

I just read somewhere that my not being able to run Touhou is related to my running 64-bit Linux.
What that means: I'll never be able to run Touhou on my laptop.
Of course, if my flashdrive install is 32-bit…

I must know, for posterity.

My posterior.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Nothing to see here.
Move along

[Rose]

this is here why?

[Omegastick]

The fact that one of the most popular threads on the forum is about things that make you sad makes me sad.

[lordnincompoop]

The fact that one of the most popular threads on the forum is about things that make you sad makes me sad.

The happy thread is more than twice as popular. 

[ToonyMan]

And my throat and nose are all like "Haha fuck you, you are staying up all night thanks to us."

Old Man Winter is such a fucking faggot, I hate that guy so much.  Similarly though, I haven't had a proper night's sleep since New Year's Eve (although I've snuck in a few three-hour-power-nap sessions), and I just decided to celebrate having the day off with strong beer.  This morning is going to be awesome, I just know it.

If we're going to share sleep stories I tossed and turned for like 2 hours last night, couldn't sleep forever.

[RedKing]

Epic fail at work today. The powers that be decided to terminate certain 3rd-party contracts at the end of the year, in part because they were proividing crappy service (like for our primary web portal where all the apps are housed, which has been crashing nearly every day).

They did so without actually preparing any contingencies or replacements. So when it crashed today...there's nobody still working here who knows how to fix it. And that's just one example....there's a few others that follow the same pattern of:

"We're got rid of X....and eventually we'll repllace it with something Y-ish."
"What do we do in the meantime?"
"Umm...what do you mean?"