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[ToonyMan]

Went to bed at 4am wake up at 11am.

Success.

[Urist Imiknorris]

Went to bed at 1, woke up at 8, still tired but can't sleep.

[ein]

What are these fabled porn machines?
I just stepped through one, and guess what?
Nothing happened.
Wow, so scary.
Such an invasion of my privacy.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Yeah, but now a security guard's seen your junk. Preferable to a thourough groping though.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

What are these fabled porn machines?
I just stepped through one, and guess what?
Nothing happened.
Wow, so scary.
Such an invasion of my privacy.

Oh, don't worry, once the spybots are finished stealing your stem cells they'll make your lungs grow wings and fly away.

[ein]

Yeah, but now a security guard's seen your junk. Preferable to a thourough groping though.

Chalky-looking mannequin junk mayhaps.
Next time, though, I'm going to try tucking.
Just to screw with them.
Because I'm a horrible person.
Found some instructions for that on /d/.
Easier than plasticine and probably more convincing.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Oh. YUS!!!

[ECrownofFire]

Yeah, but now a security guard's seen your junk. Preferable to a thourough groping though.

Don't forget the risk of cancer!

Then again, what doesn't give you cancer these days?

[ToonyMan]

Going to the dentist or doctor can give you cancer, come now.

[Urist Imiknorris]

Then again, what doesn't give you cancer these days?

Cancer doesn't give you cancer.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Then again, what doesn't give you cancer these days?

Cancer doesn't give you cancer.

Yes it does. Every time you have cancer, the chances of having it again skyrockets.

[ECrownofFire]

Then again, what doesn't give you cancer these days?

Cancer doesn't give you cancer.

Metastasis.

Get skin cancer, it spreads, now you have lung cancer. Having fun yet?

[Mindmaker]

I found myself too scared to continue playing AMnesia the Dark Descent

I've bought it, but haven't installed it yet.
Too much to play at the moment.

But I quit the demo, after being killed once, by the invisible water monsters :/

[ToonyMan]

I always love games like that, have to try it out sometime.

[Cthulhu]

I found myself too scared to continue playing AMnesia the Dark Descent

I've bought it, but haven't installed it yet.
Too much to play at the moment.

But I quit the demo, after being killed once, by the invisible water monsters :/

The invisible water monsters scared the hell out of me.  Running away from something is my panic button.  Even if I'm just walking quickly away from someone I don't like before they see me and strike up a conversation, I feel a twinge of fear.  Since you can't kill the enemies in Amnesia, I felt like that every few minutes.