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[Aqizzar]

I would like to know the verdict on the poor puppy's story. I'm a bit worried that he might have some kind of cut in his stomach or throat.

I'm pretty sure he wouldn't have lasted more than a day if that happened.  Sounds more like his legs were hurt, maybe sprained something that he didn't let on at first but has been hurting him more since.

[Duke 2.0]

I would like to know the verdict on the poor puppy's story. I'm a bit worried that he might have some kind of cut in his stomach or throat.

No blood in the vomit or poop, so I don't think anything is wrong with the intestinal system. May be an issue with another organ or something. We looked him over and there are no painful spots where he flinches where we touch him, so no broken bones or ribs. It's likely psychological, but still.

[Taco Dan]

I feel bad for the doggy. Get well soon dog!

[RedKing]

I discovered the previously unknown (to me at least) meme of the "fingerstache" -- that is, having a mustache tattooed on the side of your index finger so you can hold your finger under your nose and look like you have....a mustache tattooed on a finger under your nose.

This may be the most retarded concept I've ever encountered. And I live in the South--that's saying a lot.

[Taco Dan]

I discovered the previously unknown (to me at least) meme of the "fingerstache" -- that is, having a mustache tattooed on the side of your index finger so you can hold your finger under your nose and look like you have....a mustache tattooed on a finger under your nose.

This may be the most retarded concept I've ever encountered. And I live in the South--that's saying a lot.

I've heard of drawing one on with a pen or something, but actually tattooing one on expressly for that purpose? That gets really old.

[Footkerchief]

I discovered the previously unknown (to me at least) meme of the "fingerstache" -- that is, having a mustache tattooed on the side of your index finger so you can hold your finger under your nose and look like you have....a mustache tattooed on a finger under your nose.

This may be the most retarded concept I've ever encountered. And I live in the South--that's saying a lot.

My friend made a whole bunch of knitted fingerstaches and gave me one.  They're awesome.

[ToonyMan]

Two feet of snow, my body is freezing and there is no heat.

[Duke 2.0]

 Two inches of snow. It melted before noon.

[ToonyMan]

It's funny too, because there's a lot of high winds.  Mix that with light powdery snow everywhere and I get to see snow tornado vortexes everywhere.  I get this odd urge to through bolts into them.

[lordnincompoop]

MoM has reminded me yet again that I can't eat any good chocolates and this makes me sad.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

D: No chocolate!? Whyeeeee?

[Gunner-Chan]

Allergy I bet... That would suck

[lordnincompoop]

What Janet said.

I really like the stuff, too. 

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Gods. I'd die without chocolate.

[Cthulhu]

It's funny too, because there's a lot of high winds.  Mix that with light powdery snow everywhere and I get to see snow tornado vortexes everywhere.  I get this odd urge to through bolts into them.

I had high winds and snow overnight once when I was younger, the snow was just the perfect consistency that the next morning there was this shit all over the ground.

A town wakes up to find Swiss rolls made of snow littering the ground.  Where did they come from?  Why are they here?  Who sent them?  Are they here for good, or evil?  The town doesn't know it yet, but they've been treated to frozen snack cakes courtesy of ... the Twilight Zone.

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