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Author Topic: Things that made you sad today thread.  (Read 9493981 times)

Dermonster

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #19110 on: December 26, 2010, 09:52:10 pm »

When you take "Stairs" as a metaphor for life, that is actually very prophetic.

I am the prophet. It's me.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #19111 on: December 26, 2010, 09:55:53 pm »

I get home after a week out to find the heater is broken and my landlord didn't fix it despite promising that his guys would be over on the 21st. This thing has been busted and working only on-and-off for months, and now it won't start at all. Dude, just fucking fix it already.

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #19112 on: December 26, 2010, 10:22:44 pm »

The next person who shows up and says "Heeeeey, Vector!  There was this girl over here recently who is just like you but outgoing, and she's sooo pretty, and she even TALKS like you, and she got a full free-ride scholarship to X college, and she's SO TALENTED and she plays every musical instrument ever" is going to get its face broken.
Wow, what a coincidence!  She said she'd break my face if I compared her to that girl I met on the internet one more time!

Excellent.  Maybe we can have a face-breaking party.

I'll bring the cake.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #19113 on: December 26, 2010, 10:23:31 pm »

What sort of cake does one bring to a face breaking party?
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #19114 on: December 26, 2010, 10:24:02 pm »

What sort of cake does one bring to a face breaking party?

The kind you can break faces with.

Dwarven cake.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #19115 on: December 26, 2010, 10:26:01 pm »

Rock cake?
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #19116 on: December 26, 2010, 10:26:17 pm »

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #19117 on: December 26, 2010, 10:26:50 pm »

(Sorry...)
Buns of steel?
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #19118 on: December 26, 2010, 10:27:35 pm »

Crumpets of Concrete?
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #19119 on: December 26, 2010, 10:40:10 pm »

Malevolent Magma Muffins.

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #19120 on: December 26, 2010, 10:41:00 pm »

Tarts of titanium.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #19121 on: December 26, 2010, 10:43:21 pm »

I should probably point out that was a joke.

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Although if you're not convinced, I'm actually about to go on holiday for a few days in France.  So I'M NOW HARDER TO TRACK DOWN
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #19122 on: December 26, 2010, 10:45:40 pm »

Actually, now we know that you'll be in France, and not at home. Thanks for the heads up.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #19123 on: December 26, 2010, 11:42:45 pm »

Wow, I finally found someone who's read less Pratchett than me.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #19124 on: December 26, 2010, 11:43:11 pm »

That would be me!
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