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[AntiAntiMatter]

Despite the fact that it is a Friday, and I want nothing better than to laze around the house for the rest of the evening, my dad is making the entire family to go to his company's christmas party. I might not object, except that there is nothing to do, there is only one person I know who might be there, and about an hour passes between people sitting down at the tables and the main course being served. Grrr.

[MaximumZero]

I'm out of everything venison but hamburger. No more jerky.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I'm out of everything venison but hamburger. No more jerky.

Is hunting more deer not an option?

[MaximumZero]

Gun season for deer is only like, two weeks long.

[ECrownofFire]

Gun season for deer is only like, two weeks long.

GUN season? Oddly specific. Does that mean that there's a bow and arrow season as well or something?

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Ah, I see. Well, there are places that sell farmed deer, apparently, although I've never heard of such a thing before Google brought it to my attention.

[IronyOwl]

I just sort of assumed anything huntable is also domesticated for said purpose. Not precisely the same, of course, but presumably pretty close.

[MaximumZero]

Gun season for deer is only like, two weeks long.

GUN season? Oddly specific. Does that mean that there's a bow and arrow season as well or something?

There is, but it's earlier in the year.

Ah, I see. Well, there are places that sell farmed deer, apparently, although I've never heard of such a thing before Google brought it to my attention.

...I..uh...I have to go order some things. *glee!*

[sonerohi]

Finals are starting soon, but I've hardly studied because the doctor commands so much of my time. Granted, I can hardly complain because making sure I'm not dying is very important, but I'm usually at the doctors for three hours each day right now.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

If they're really bothering you that much, then lower their examination time. You are the one in control, as patient, of what the doctors can and cannot do.

[Bauglir]

-snip-

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I'm not insisting anything. I'm just making sure we're all aware that doctors are never in total control of an individual's treatment, as is so often forgotten.

[Sowelu]

Gun season for deer is only like, two weeks long.

GUN season? Oddly specific. Does that mean that there's a bow and arrow season as well or something?

There is, but it's earlier in the year.

Ah, I see. Well, there are places that sell farmed deer, apparently, although I've never heard of such a thing before Google brought it to my attention.

...I..uh...I have to go order some things. *glee!*

I would end up with a pet deer.  I'd put a collar on it, and keep it in a real big yard with a super tall fence.  I'd never have to mow, and the yard would always be perfect for croquet.

[Duke 2.0]

 Until the balls get stuck in the deer poop. And your colleagues playing with you die from lyme disease.

[Aklyon]

Until the balls get stuck in the deer poop. And your colleagues playing with you die from lyme disease.

Then hire someone to de-poo the lawn.
probably would be the right height for golf putting practice, too.