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Author Topic: Things that made you sad today thread.  (Read 9498812 times)

Realmfighter

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #16575 on: November 17, 2010, 09:07:51 pm »
Man I am so not up to date with flower genitalia.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #16576 on: November 17, 2010, 09:08:01 pm »
Write a fully fictional horrific sexualized account of somthing, throwing in implications that it's actually part of your past. Then sue him for emotional damages.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #16577 on: November 17, 2010, 09:09:00 pm »
No.

Imply you might sue him because you're distraught.

At the same time, make the scenario so ridiculous no one could imagine it might be true.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #16578 on: November 17, 2010, 09:09:57 pm »
And add Freudian stuff into the mix. Everywhere.
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Realmfighter

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #16579 on: November 17, 2010, 09:10:50 pm »
Have Freud expose himself at least once.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #16580 on: November 17, 2010, 09:10:58 pm »
I... can see some unfortunate places for penis envy to go >_>
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #16581 on: November 17, 2010, 09:12:46 pm »
WHAT I HAVE JUST IMAGINED CAN NEVER BE UNIMAGINED.

Just the way I like it.

(I did not get that at all, please enlighten me.)

Wow Freud was weird. Wikipedia has cleared nothing up.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #16582 on: November 17, 2010, 09:18:11 pm »
Oh come on Realmfighter, if you're going to post a bitchton you might as well post something interesting.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #16583 on: November 17, 2010, 09:19:51 pm »
It's Realmfighter, everyone knows as soon as they see the avatar that the post is going to be a few lines of seeing how far he can go before he gets banned.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #16584 on: November 17, 2010, 09:20:56 pm »
Quote from: Vector on November 17, 2010, 09:10:58 pm
I... can see some unfortunate places for penis envy to go >_>
Write a story about your professor's secret penis envy!
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #16585 on: November 17, 2010, 09:22:33 pm »
Quote from: Realmfighter on November 17, 2010, 09:12:46 pm
(I did not get that at all, please enlighten me.)

Collection and categorization agency, anyone?
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #16586 on: November 17, 2010, 09:26:32 pm »
Thats not as insulting (I think?) as it would be if i got it.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #16587 on: November 17, 2010, 09:29:02 pm »
That's it!

An agency is going through town and categorizing everyone's penises.  When a clerical error gets the professor logged as having a micropenis, he must fight his way through the agency's headquarter's to regain his honor, but the hawkish CEO, Ingrid Blackthorne, requires him to go through a very demanding and rigorous screening process before she will change the records.

I feel like all of these posts are going to be mysteriously absent by tomorrow, possibly with all of us mysteriously absent as well.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #16588 on: November 17, 2010, 09:32:02 pm »
What makes me sad is that half or more of these ideas cannot go into one story.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #16589 on: November 17, 2010, 09:33:44 pm »
Quote from: Realmfighter on November 17, 2010, 09:32:02 pm
What makes me sad is that half or more of these ideas cannot go into one story.
>.>
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why not make it a series?


*Runs for his panic room*
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