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Author Topic: Things that made you sad today thread.  (Read 9498770 times)

Vector

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #16560 on: November 17, 2010, 08:46:31 pm »
Obnoxiously stupid reason: "It just happens"
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #16561 on: November 17, 2010, 08:47:31 pm »
No, "Oh no there is a penis operated bomb in your butt."
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #16562 on: November 17, 2010, 08:48:35 pm »
Quote from: Realmfighter on November 17, 2010, 08:47:31 pm
No, "Oh no there is a penis operated bomb in your butt."

Wouldn't that set it off?
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Quote from: Vector on March 29, 2011, 12:38:13 pm
But then, life was also easier when I was running around here pretending to be a man, so I guess I should just "man up" and get back to work.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #16563 on: November 17, 2010, 08:49:07 pm »
YOU ARE NOT THINKING OBNOXIOUSLY STUPID ENOUGH.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #16564 on: November 17, 2010, 08:50:21 pm »
And thank god for that, I suppose.

Also, Vector, add a little random to your stories. For the lols.
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Quote from: Vector on March 29, 2011, 12:38:13 pm
But then, life was also easier when I was running around here pretending to be a man, so I guess I should just "man up" and get back to work.
Quote from: Duke 2.0 on July 15, 2011, 03:37:11 pm
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #16565 on: November 17, 2010, 08:54:14 pm »
Hmm... maybe you could just try politely telling him you don't like to write about that kind of stuff.  While threatening the robot part-rape.

EDIT: "What if... ...the invention of the birth control pill involved big game hunters?"

I might have to write this story now.
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« Reply #16566 on: November 17, 2010, 08:55:59 pm »
Quote from: Leafsnail on November 17, 2010, 08:54:14 pm
Hmm... maybe you could just try politely telling him you don't like to write about that kind of stuff.  While threatening the robot part-rape.

Hahahahaha >_>

The problem, really, is that this isn't about what we want to write.  It's about what he wants to read, and what he wants to read is specifically whatever we don't want to write about.  I am not kidding.

Maybe I should write about horticulture in space, with a mutant zombie twist and lots of zombie/flower sex.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #16567 on: November 17, 2010, 08:56:58 pm »
FLOWER POWER.

And by power I mean sex.
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« Reply #16568 on: November 17, 2010, 08:58:33 pm »
The bitterest enemies. Now with the deepest of love.

Zombie space flowers from outer space XXVIVIIVXXIIV the eighth.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #16569 on: November 17, 2010, 09:00:17 pm »
Today we had a debate, on whose timeline was better. We tied, even after the time honored "It looks like a rainbow vomited on it"
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #16570 on: November 17, 2010, 09:02:26 pm »
Quote from: Vector on November 17, 2010, 08:55:59 pm
The problem, really, is that this isn't about what we want to write.  It's about what he wants to read, and what he wants to read is specifically whatever we don't want to write about.  I am not kidding.
What, so... making his students write something different, or just trying to force sex and violence into everything?

Quote from: Vector on November 17, 2010, 08:55:59 pm
Maybe I should write about horticulture in space, with a mutant zombie twist and lots of zombie/flower sex.
Try to include the word "effervescance" in the sex scenes as much as possible.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #16571 on: November 17, 2010, 09:04:20 pm »
Also, make a defloration joke.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #16572 on: November 17, 2010, 09:04:40 pm »
Quote from: Leafsnail on November 17, 2010, 09:02:26 pm
What, so... making his students write something different, or just trying to force sex and violence into everything?

Making his students write about whatever they're ashamed of, embarrassed by, or consider secret, intimate information.


Quote from: Cthulhu on November 17, 2010, 09:04:20 pm
Also, make a defloration joke.

Hahahaha, ohhh, there will be so many.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #16573 on: November 17, 2010, 09:05:48 pm »
Beat him over the head with Stamen as Penis.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #16574 on: November 17, 2010, 09:06:19 pm »
... I'm going to have to go with anthers, there.
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