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[Bauglir]

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[Cthulhu]

I'm sad because I'm beginning to suspect that the reason I hate hipsters so much is because I know deep down I am one.

[Realmfighter]

No Cthulhu.

You are the Hipster.

[Aqizzar]

I'm sad because I'm beginning to suspect that the reason I hate hipsters so much is because I know deep down I am one.

Fuckin' duh.  I came to that conclusion about me and almost everyone I've ever met about three minutes after I first heard the word.  Hating yourself for being a hipster is what makes you a hipster.

Or something like that.

[ChairmanPoo]

I'd pick B because the rest are grammatically incorrect, I think

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I'm sad because I'm beginning to suspect that the reason I hate hipsters so much is because I know deep down I am one.

Only thing left to do now is wear an ironic shirt and join a band called Would You Like To Go Out For Dinner?

[scriver]

I'd pick B because the rest are grammatically incorrect, I think

They are?

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Kind of.

A wolf going through the woods moves ______.  (1 point)

    * with awareness that it is a predator.
    * with the innocence of the wild.
    * in a distinctive way.
    * in the way of all mammals.

The fuck? What the hell is that supposed to mean?

A should have a "the" before awareness.
B is correct, but worded strangely. Saying that the wild is innocent like that is just weird.
C is fine.
D is also correct, but worded strangely. "Like all mammals do" would be better.

[MaximumZero]

I got asked to make hamburger helper for dinner tonight. I'm not sure how to feel about that. The father in law (whom I live with) knows that I used to basically run a sports bar. He knows that one of our little gimmicks was that you could request any meal (provided you paid for it up front,) and within three days, the lead cook (me) would have it made to five star quality. I can cook damn near anything given enough time to research up a decent recipe (or something similar enough to tweak), and the resources to make it. I'm like a culinary Batman.

On the other hand, it was simple, easy, and required no thought. Meh.

[sonerohi]

I embrace my hipster from time to time. That makes me happy. What brings me here is that I must depart from the Babylon theme, for it does not support the block list.

[scriver]

I am hipster too! Let's all hold hipster-hands!
Though without interest, of course.

[MaximumZero]

Get away from me, you dirty hipsters. You oversized sunglasses, lack of electric guitar solos, and faked indifference make me nauseous.

[ein]

I'd be a hipster if I weren't so metal and Japanese.
Apparently, I give the impression that I'm from LA.

[Aqizzar]

Wait, hipsters like oversized sunglasses?  I guess I was wrong about me, I hate that look and the pricks who wear it.

It always cracks me up to see women wearing those gigantic blueblocker sunglasses.  It all started with Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan, et al., who wear huge sunglasses like that so people can't see their bloodshot coke-monster eyes.  And somewhere along the way, crackhead shades became a fashion statement.

[sonerohi]

I wear big shades all the time. Each lens is roughly the size of my head, so it is fun to do.