Also, I'm sad because the woman who was said to have saved five of those six puppies thrown into a river may or may not have been lying to protect the girl who threw them in.
You mean that thing months ago involving puppies differently colored than the ones thrown in the river?
Better than having your dog grab a can of Red Bull, you run after him only to find he punctured the can and is now lapping at the spill and decide it's better for you to drink the remains than to let your dog drink the puddle.
Except that was a few hours ago so I think I'm crashing from that high. Although that may just be the mindfuckery of Toony asking me to watch Noein with him. My god I didn't remember half this stuff.
Red bull barely has any caffeine in it. It's just overloaded with taurine, which while good for your liver (at least if you're a heavy drinker) doesn't really do much to your brain, aside from
possibly (the research isn't really conclusive, as far as I know) fucking with it a little, leaving you mildly high.
Tea's also pretty light on the caffeine, I've found. And it has that nasty tea-flavor. Black tea's not too bad, but I prefer a very strong black coffee, brewed too long in a french press, with an eighth of a teaspoon of salt mixed in. I also find I prefer cheap, stale grounds to higher-quality, fresher ones. Don't know why, it just produces a better tasting coffee when I make it that way.