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[MaximumZero]

My mother has been having massive breathing issues. She's the type that will never get something checked up unless forced at gunpoint.

Force her to see a doctor. At gunpoint, if you have to.

[Heron TSG]

If you have no bullets, hope that a water pistol will be enough. Breathing issues can be fatal.

[Medicine Man]

She's a heavy smoker. She also works at the counter at a pharmacy (Or whatever the fuck it is) so it's likely she might just have some virus.

[lordnincompoop]

She's a heavy smoker. She also works at the counter at a pharmacy (Or whatever the fuck it is) so it's likely she might just have some virus.

Heavy smoker, huh?

Yeah, she should get that checked out.

Also, I have a massive headache right now.

[Criptfeind]

This made me very sad.

Do you know why I don't go to life advice?

Because my life is a train wreak and I will most likely permanently screw up anyone I try to help.

But also because it is filled with boring whiners.

[ToonyMan]

It's not a man-journal anymore!  D:

[Criptfeind]

Not worth it

[Sinistar]

Me cheese fell on the floor! Me beloved piece o' cheese, on me dirty, dirty floor! D:

Also there is that haunting feeling of slight guilt, lingering somewhere at the back of my mind, still uncertain if it even wants to be a "feeling of guilt" or just pretends to be.
You see, for quite some time I neglected Dwarf Fortress. For a whole summer or something. The reason being I tried not to get too much into it again because I had to do some serius college-related work.
And so not much time ago I finally "discovered" Steam.
And up to this day already payed around 25€ for various games.
25€ I could easy donate to Bay12.

But the reason I am not really feeling guilty is because I made a promise that I'll donate my first pay when I get my first job. Two more years to wait, probably.

But then again, right now I am tempted to spend 100$ for a tokens I'll use for buying music over the course of next few months. Oh well, such is the hypocrisy of Sinistar, I guess.

[Criptfeind]

When I saw you I thought that Barbarossa the Seal God had lost his glasses.

[Maggarg - Eater of chicke]

I'm sad that there isn't a single Planescape: Torment LP that got off the ground.

I just bought a copy off Ebay.
Damn why am I in the sad thread?

[Sinistar]

When I saw you I thought that Barbarossa the Seal God had lost his glasses.

Happenes to me to when I see Barbossa sometimes. Really.
Especially when he was still using that one without glasses.

edit:
Just remembering this made me chuckle. I'll go to bed with a smile on my face. Oh jolly good times, and thank you, Criptfeind.

[Aklyon]

my sad is too sad for text.
 

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I managed to snap off the molar ring of my braces while eating pizza. I'm still not entirely sure how this is possible.

[dragnar]

You underestimate the almighty powers of pizza. It can do ANYTHING.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Pizza is pizza! It's bread, meat, and cheese! That doesn't beat stainless steel!