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Author Topic: Things that made you sad today thread.  (Read 9747562 times)

Criptfeind

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #13725 on: October 01, 2010, 11:01:00 pm »
I typed it as "and Realmfighter" the first time. Freudian slip?
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #13726 on: October 01, 2010, 11:01:55 pm »
Sanity Slip.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #13727 on: October 01, 2010, 11:02:55 pm »
Quote from: Barbarossa the Seal God on October 01, 2010, 10:56:15 pm
Quote from: MaximumZero on October 01, 2010, 10:42:11 pm
Last time I went to a Ren Faire, I was called up on stage and told to stand there to draw a crowd. The performer then ran around yelling about her dancing midget of unusual size. She didn't expect me to dance. Especially not the Thriller dance.
Awesome, though I'd have to say that the part about the dancing midget of unusual size confused me. Was she talking about you?

Yes. I am short. And somewhat broad. "Look, a big midget! Hurr, hurr!"
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probably figured an autobiography wouldn't be interesting

Criptfeind

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #13728 on: October 01, 2010, 11:05:53 pm »
How short?
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MaximumZero

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #13729 on: October 01, 2010, 11:09:32 pm »
Quote from: Criptfeind on October 01, 2010, 11:05:53 pm
How short?

5'1", 61", or 156ish cm. Take your pick.

Also, before the "how broad" question, I'm 205lb, 92.98kg, or 14.46 stone. Shoulders are 51 in across.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #13730 on: October 01, 2010, 11:17:47 pm »
Hey MZ. I am six foot two or so.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #13731 on: October 01, 2010, 11:20:38 pm »
Whoa. The height and wight are not really that different, but did you just say your shoulders are 130 cm across?

That is over four feet.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #13732 on: October 01, 2010, 11:20:56 pm »
So is everyone else on the forum. Or taller. Bastards.
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Criptfeind

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #13733 on: October 01, 2010, 11:21:42 pm »
I am 6'4" heading for 6'5" as we speak.

Sometimes I grow so fast it hurts.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #13734 on: October 01, 2010, 11:22:42 pm »
Quote from: Criptfeind on October 01, 2010, 11:20:38 pm
Whoa. The height and wight are not really that different, but did you just say your shoulders are 130 cm across?

That is over four feet.

I am both extremely broad and distinctively barrel chested. I'm basically shaped like a dwarf, but with extra chest hair.
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Holy crap, why did I not start watching One Punch Man earlier? This is the best thing.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #13735 on: October 01, 2010, 11:23:31 pm »
But four FEET?

Do you mind if I start a small cult around you?

Also can we selectively breed you to make a race of giant overlords?
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #13736 on: October 01, 2010, 11:27:07 pm »
Something is starting to seem amiss with that number, now that you mention it. I need a tape measure.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #13737 on: October 01, 2010, 11:30:01 pm »
Are you in fact almost as wide as you all tall? Around a four to five ratio?
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #13738 on: October 01, 2010, 11:32:23 pm »
Tape measure says no. 27" across. That does, however, mean that the circumference of my shoulders is greater than my height.

I'm not sure to be happy or sad about that.
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Holy crap, why did I not start watching One Punch Man earlier? This is the best thing.
probably figured an autobiography wouldn't be interesting

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #13739 on: October 01, 2010, 11:35:48 pm »
If my measuring stick is right (And I'm sure that it's off by a bit), my shoulders are 16" across.

Quote from: MaximumZero on October 01, 2010, 11:32:23 pm
Tape measure says no. 27" across.
That's still pretty wide. You could probably pass for a dwarf if need be. And there will one day be a need.
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