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[Grakelin]

It was a good pizza, too. Ham, Pineapple, Extra Cheese. I usually get the honey garlic wings with it, but I leave them in the fridge and microwave them the next morning. By the time eight hours have gone by, the sauce has melted and is now distributed more evenly and boiled by the microwave heating, which I find improves the flavour.

The deal always comes with a caesar salad, and I always eat the whole thing. Despite what people say, eating a whole bunch of healthy food doesn't make you feel good at all.

[Tack]

Survival of the Underdogs: Humanity's guide to Fucking the Ecosystem


I personally love that one.

Also, Alcoholawesome doesn't look punnish enough. It's like, Alcoholism, Alcoholawesome. It's just too different.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Sentiance, Endurance, and Thumbs: The Trifecta of a Superpredator.

I have to agree with Tack here. Alcoholawesome needs to be looked at for a second before you understand the pun. A good pun should either go through as soon as you lay eyes on it, or several hours later when your more perceptive friends point out the stealth pun to you.

[Jackrabbit]

I don't remember ever saying it had to be a good pun.

Something which doesn't exist, incidentally.

[Blargityblarg]

Unless it's triple decker nostalgia bonus pun, i.e. In DBZ, Cell should have been charged with battery.

[Tack]

What, like 'Princess Zelda is the weakest Link'?

[Blargityblarg]

That's a double decker, but also double nostalgia. Completely different thing

[/punbourgeoisie]

[Itnetlolor]

Humanity: If God created us in His image, we are as much He as He is (or was) one of us

As if you need any more proof as to why we can rule over nature; there's definitive proof.

EDIT:
I know, I'm a bit late adding this, but still...

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Philosophy: The study of coming up with endless various justifications for fucking over nature.

You know it's true.

[Solifuge]

I've got to craft some sorta resume before graduating high school because they're like that.  Oh which college to go to, which college.

If you need help putting together a resume for school, you could always make a thread on it. I've got family friends who work in college admissions, and they gave me the inside scoop on what they look for at a lot of colleges and universities... and I've had a lot of practice putting resumes while applying for schools and jobs.
_{I AM SOLVE PORBELMS!}

I went to sleep at 10pm, which happens maybe a few times every year. It is now 5am, and it's too dark out to make me want to do anything, but I'm too rested to want to get back to sleep... and there are another 10 hours or so until I actually need to get up and do anything.

I remember now why I stay up all night. Keeping normal hours sucks hardcore.

[inteuniso]

Had surgery for the first time yesterday. After putting in IVs and giving me something that the anesthesiologist (who was a pretty awesome dude) described as "having a few beers", they wheeled me into the surgery room, started talking to me and prepping me for surgery, and that's the last thing I remember. Now I have pain in my knee unless I take 2 narcotic strength painkillers.  I'm trying to go down to 1 so I don't become completely delusional and drowsy.

[Medicine Man]

Had surgery for the first time yesterday. After putting in IVs and giving me something that the anesthesiologist (who was a pretty awesome dude) described as "having a few beers", they wheeled me into the surgery room, started talking to me and prepping me for surgery, and that's the last thing I remember. Now I have pain in my knee unless I take 2 narcotic strength painkillers.  I'm trying to go down to 1 so I don't become completely delusional and drowsy.

You poor bastard  What was wrong with your knee?

[inteuniso]

A piece of my kneecap had chipped off, and the ligament around my kneecap was torn. Fortunately, the surgeon was able to completely reattach the piece and ligament. It is now painful, but healing. whoopee.

[Retro]

One of my classes has had two lectures now solely devote to Thomas Hobbes, who despite being a big name in the poli-philosophy world, I've actually learned little about and am quite eager to learn more on. In three hours of class, we've learned absolutely nothing about Hobbes. Hell, aside from the powerpoint titles, his name wasn't even mentioned. Just a bunch of generic European history from just before Hobbes' time. I was peeved the first time this happened; after the second time I'm just pissed off.

[Duke 2.0]

 My Graphic Design professor just gave a rant on how America is slipping in the world because we are not adapting sustainable resources and still use fossil fuels.

 ...

 HALP.