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[Euld]

Brother Bear is such a sad movie 

[Vector]

cigarettes and bubblegum.

You can commit suicide with the one and burn people with the other.  I think.  Who knows, really... it's a messed-up sort of thing.

[Tack]

Yeah, you can choke yourself on bubblegum, but you can't choke yourself on 7 doublequarterpounders, or peach seeds, or something else stupid?

[Vector]

Yeah, you can choke yourself on bubblegum, but you can't choke yourself on 7 doublequarterpounders, or peach seeds, or something else stupid?

No idea, man... I guess it's just one of those things.

[Tack]

Yeah, why don't I just request a Sharpened toothbrush for my last meal?

A few people asked for 'Mercy'.

Oh damn I'm sad again.

[JoshuaFH]

With some curiosity borne of reading this thread, I've looked up this blog:

http://deadmaneating.blogspot.com/

It's interesting because it also has audio files detailing the criminals, their last words and last meals.

[Vector]

Here's the last statement stuff from Texas.

Pfaugh.

[Medicine Man]

If I was going to be executed (by the electric chair) I would ask for a shitload of corn kernals and butter

"Too soon man...Too-Holy shit it's like the movies!"

I semi stole based this on something that (I think it was) Adam Hills said.

[Footkerchief]

Here's the last statement stuff from Texas.

Pfaugh.

See #320 on that list?  There's a good chance that he was innocent.

[Rilder]

Here's the last statement stuff from Texas.

Pfaugh.

There is a disturbing amount of Roberts on that list.

My first name is Robert. >.>

[Medicine Man]

My last words would be fuck you all or something similar.

[ein]

Then the record would be '[Redacted for profanity]'

[Tack]

owned.

My final request?

Wow.


Now I know one of them was 'whatever the guys are having'.

[ToonyMan]

At the risk of letting myself ramble, I found myself in one of the worst places I can be today.

I like to think I'm a pretty intelligent guy.  I know damn well I'm not, what I am is good at convincing people who don't know what I'm talking about that I'm a lot smarter than I am.  I'm a charlatan, and I've almost given up on trying to be anything else.  Partly because the more I get out in the world, the more I realize that I'm hardly unique in that regard.  That there's plenty of people in the world who aren't nearly as smart as they appear or believe they are, they're just good at looking like it.

It always irked me with the whole smart regard.  Like I can look at somebody and I can always get a feel if they are self aware.  You Aqizzar, are self aware.  I think being self aware is the single smartest thing somebody can do.  It's just the ultimate test and I have seen quite a bit of people who are oblivious to who they are and you see past that.

WHY MUST I FEEL?? 

Scooby Doo quote.


As for me, I'm horribly infatuated with this girl in my school and I don't have the nerve to talk to her.

[JoshuaFH]

I'm sad that my cat, Charlie, has some sort of... HOLE in is leg. Like, the skin on the back of his leg was eaten away by something, and you can see the inside of it. It's horribly grotesque.

I have no idea what's wrong with him, but he doesn't seem to be in pain.