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[Jackrabbit]

Oh, I know.

[Josephus]

I wrote out a post suggesting we meet up, then realized that soliciting a minor over the internet is badwrong.

[x2yzh9]

I learned that Serial Killer Roguelike was a hoax. A hoax.

[Mysteriousbluepuppet]

Started dowloading Starcraft since i got a day free before college : 31 hours download.

[Jackrabbit]

I learned that Serial Killer Roguelike was a hoax. A hoax.

You missed the last two pages of the thread.

[ToonyMan]

We all start off as Jackrabbit before getting a certain motif.  Jackrabbit is what happens when you never get a motif.

[Tack]

I doubt it.

Me and Josephus would probably get together, and then Jackrabbit would find out about it. Tack would then fret over Jackrabbit, while Me took advantage of Jackrabbit's insecurities to try and get with Aqizzar, before Aqizzar pushed Me away, only to realise it was because he actually loved Tack, even though he was wed to Jackrabbit and all along Me only ever loved Jackrabbit, and Was only stringing Tack and Josephus along so that Aqizzar would get jealous and break Jackrabbit and Tack up so that Me could have him all to himself, in the hope that Aqizzar and Josephus would get together, and Tack would be left in the dark!

It'd be like The bold and the beautiful, plus a time paradox.

[Jackrabbit]

I doubt it.

Me and Josephus would probably get together, and then Jackrabbit would find out about it. Tack would then fret over Jackrabbit, while Me took advantage of Jackrabbit's insecurities to try and get with Aqizzar, before Aqizzar pushed Me away, only to realise it was because he actually loved Tack, even though he was wed to Jackrabbit and all along Me only ever loved Jackrabbit, and Was only stringing Tack and Josephus along so that Aqizzar would get jealous and break Jackrabbit and Tack up so that Me could have him all to himself, in the hope that Aqizzar and Josephus would get together, and Tack would be left in the dark!

It'd be like The bold and the beautiful, plus a time paradox.

Who the fuck is Was and why are you letting him string you along?

Oh, and I am my own Motiff. It's all I ever needed.

[Tack]

No, ME was stringing Me along.

Was is just the dickhead neighbour over the fence who keeps poking his nose in my business.

Great. Now we have the bold and the beautiful, Who's on third base, AND a time paradox.


Also: My computer still isn't working, and is starting to severely piss me off. I don't know what the problem is. If I knew, I'd be slightly less pissed off.

[Jackrabbit]

Who is something of a slut, really.

[Tack]

Yeah. Everybody screws her five times a day.

But I hear sometimes she sneaks Somebody in the back door sometimes while Everybody is away- Apparently Nobody saw it.


But I don't know if it's true or not. What has a big mouth.

[x2yzh9]

Trolling/hoax, same thing sort of.

[Schilcote]

You people are all confusing and I will melt your planet into slag and piss on it.

I am sad because GODDAMN BATTERY AEWOEUGOUDHFGOUDPFGUHPDOFUH

[Tack]

Heh. What dodgy spelling.

I'm sure you meant to use the words 'awesome' 'awesomesauce' and 'worship'.

[Dakk]

I doubt it.

Me and Josephus would probably get together, and then Jackrabbit would find out about it. Tack would then fret over Jackrabbit, while Me took advantage of Jackrabbit's insecurities to try and get with Aqizzar, before Aqizzar pushed Me away, only to realise it was because he actually loved Tack, even though he was wed to Jackrabbit and all along Me only ever loved Jackrabbit, and Was only stringing Tack and Josephus along so that Aqizzar would get jealous and break Jackrabbit and Tack up so that Me could have him all to himself, in the hope that Aqizzar and Josephus would get together, and Tack would be left in the dark!

It'd be like The bold and the beautiful, plus a time paradox.

Who the fuck is Was and why are you letting him string you along?

Oh, and I am my own Motiff. It's all I ever needed.

Has some kind of super reality-bending gay storm gone by while I was away from the topic?