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Author Topic: Things that made you sad today thread.  (Read 9759413 times)

MaximumZero

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #9900 on: August 14, 2010, 10:31:43 pm »
Quote from: Tack on August 14, 2010, 10:22:05 pm
How the FUCK do I do a tax return!?

I can help you with that but...why the hell are you doing one NOW!? Srsly, why?
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Quote from: MaximumZero on December 25, 2015, 09:30:24 pm
Holy crap, why did I not start watching One Punch Man earlier? This is the best thing.
probably figured an autobiography wouldn't be interesting

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #9901 on: August 14, 2010, 10:32:36 pm »
Quote from: Aqizzar on August 14, 2010, 10:28:55 pm
Quote from: Tack on August 14, 2010, 10:22:05 pm
How the FUCK do I do a tax return!?

Serious answer: No one will ever tell you.  It's a magic secret of adulthood.  Your best bet is to use one of those online-filing places, and don't say you qualify or fit any category that you don't absolutely know you do, or even those ones, and just hope you don't do anything wrong.  Because if you do, the IRS will send Alan Greenspan to your house to fuck you with a power dremel.  It's in the Constitution.

Aw man, that was such a funny joke until I remembered that Alan Greenspan retired quite a while ago.

Now I'm sad.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #9902 on: August 14, 2010, 10:33:21 pm »
Quote from: MaximumZero on August 14, 2010, 10:31:43 pm
Quote from: Tack on August 14, 2010, 10:22:05 pm
How the FUCK do I do a tax return!?

I can help you with that but...why the hell are you doing one NOW!? Srsly, why?

Late filing, probably.  You have until September if you ask for an extension.


Quote from: JoshuaFH on August 14, 2010, 10:32:36 pm
Aw man, that was such a funny joke until I remembered that Alan Greenspan retired quite a while ago.

He was the only money related guy I could think of really.  I had to look him up to make sure I spelled it right.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #9903 on: August 14, 2010, 10:35:37 pm »
Why am I sad? RAM is still typing backwards.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #9904 on: August 14, 2010, 10:38:20 pm »
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on August 14, 2010, 10:35:37 pm
Why am I sad? RAM is still typing backwards.

.ti ot detacided etiuq si eh
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #9905 on: August 14, 2010, 10:42:06 pm »
Quote from: JoshuaFH on August 14, 2010, 10:38:20 pm
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on August 14, 2010, 10:35:37 pm
Why am I sad? RAM is still typing backwards.

.ti ot detacided etiuq si eh
I take it back. You are typing backwards. I can figure out what all of that says if I look at it for a second. RAM is typing in a backwards psudo-cypher.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #9906 on: August 14, 2010, 10:43:44 pm »
Quote from: Aqizzar on August 14, 2010, 10:33:21 pm
Quote from: MaximumZero on August 14, 2010, 10:31:43 pm
Quote from: Tack on August 14, 2010, 10:22:05 pm
How the FUCK do I do a tax return!?

I can help you with that but...why the hell are you doing one NOW!? Srsly, why?

Late filing, probably.  You have until September if you ask for an extension.

Damn, dude. I get mine done in January. Ah needz mah monehz back!
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Quote from: MaximumZero on December 25, 2015, 09:30:24 pm
Holy crap, why did I not start watching One Punch Man earlier? This is the best thing.
probably figured an autobiography wouldn't be interesting

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #9907 on: August 14, 2010, 10:44:14 pm »
Quote from: JoshuaFH on August 14, 2010, 10:38:20 pm
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on August 14, 2010, 10:35:37 pm
Why am I sad? RAM is still typing backwards.

.ti ot detacided etiuq si eh
.tsomla ...elbadnemmoc tsomla s'ti ,seY
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From this thread, I learned that video cameras have a dangerosity of 60 kiloswords per second.  Thanks again, Mad Max.

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #9908 on: August 14, 2010, 10:45:35 pm »
up the shut fuck
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #9909 on: August 14, 2010, 11:03:17 pm »
This thread made me very sad.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #9910 on: August 14, 2010, 11:05:42 pm »
I AM PISSED OFF
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #9911 on: August 14, 2010, 11:11:08 pm »
Bleh, Time Warner still hasn't completely fixed what happened to the cables awhile ago.
This means that my internet will rarely go out, but when it does, it's usually for quite some time and covers a very wide area.
At least the problem gets a little better every time it happens.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #9912 on: August 14, 2010, 11:14:48 pm »
1. I'm Ostrelyan, bros. End of financial year is in june. So we have until 30 October to lodge a tax return. Not including an extension.
2. I just did online tax return. Which means I verified my identity online. Which means they went into, and I quote, my 'shared secret' information.

My 'Secret' information.

Oh god. They're in my computer. They know what' I've done. They Can See My ISP History! All the sites I went on before the age of 18! Will it come back to haunt me?
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #9913 on: August 14, 2010, 11:18:29 pm »
No.
If I've learned anything, it's that your government doesn't understand computers.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #9914 on: August 14, 2010, 11:34:38 pm »
No government understands computers. Same goes for teachers in my experience.
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Quote from: Aqizzar on July 17, 2010, 09:28:09 pm
From this thread, I learned that video cameras have a dangerosity of 60 kiloswords per second.  Thanks again, Mad Max.
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