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[Aqizzar]

On a related note, I am offering a reward to whoever can end my life.

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
SUFFOCATION NO BREATHING
DONT GIVE A FUCK IF I CUT MY ARM BLEEDING

That song is like ten years old.  Holy shit.  Great, now I'm sad.

[RedKing]

On a related note, I am offering a reward to whoever can end my life.

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
SUFFOCATION NO BREATHING
DONT GIVE A FUCK IF I CUT MY ARM BLEEDING

That song is like ten years old.  Holy shit.  Great, now I'm sad.

I hate you both. This thread is now a self-replicating mime of pure hate.

[Duke 2.0]

 I remember there was an alternate version of that song which was not sung in the scream rock style. I dunno how to describe it, it's been years.

[RedKing]

If it were in lounge-singer style (a la Bill Murray on SNL), that would almost cancel out the suckitude.

[Cthulhu]

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Also, the song that was stuck in my head was the one about tearing his heart open and sewing himself shut.  If only he actually did that.

[Aqizzar]

If it were in lounge-singer style (a la Bill Murray on SNL), that would almost cancel out the suckitude.

I would have guessed Richard Cheese myself.  I think did a Papa Roach song on his first CD, or something.

[Taco Dan]

Nobody came to my stream... At least Solifuge likes me.

[ToonyMan]

(#8888)

Nobody came to my stream... At least Solifuge likes me.

I would have it you described what you were going to do, just saying "Join my stream!" isn't very interesting.

[Lumbajak]

On a related note, I am offering a reward to whoever can end my life.

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
SUFFOCATION NO BREATHING
DONT GIVE A FUCK IF I CUT MY ARM BLEEDING

That song is like ten years old.  Holy shit.  Great, now I'm sad.

I came up with alternate lyrics for that.

I'd likely be banned if I posted them.

[dragnar]

(#8888)

Nobody came to my stream... At least Solifuge likes me.

I would have it you described what you were going to do, just saying "Join my stream!" isn't very interesting.

Yeah, same here. I did think about watching though, and since it's the thought that counts, I'm awesome!

[Akigagak]

Cut the cake into pieces.
This is my last desert.
Gonna die soon...from feeding.
If I don't stop my continuous eating.

(This is my last desert.)

Cut the cake into pieces.
This is my last desert...gonna die soon from eating.
If I don't stop my continuous eating.
Do you even care if I die eating?

Should I have pie? Should I have cake?
If I had the chance to make...
Packet says "Shake'n Bake"
Food chain laws are there to break.
Putting everybody's health at stake.

Cause I eat a whole lot.
Eat what I see.
Wish nobody would call me chubby.
Wish nobody would call me chubby.

I never realized I was gaining weight.
Till I stepped on the scale and realized it's too late.
(Hungry) Feeding on chocolate, and living on sweets.
Gotta craving...for Rice Krispie Treats.

It all started when I tried a diet.
Friend made me some pie, and he told me to try it.
Searching...to end the way I am behaving.
Finding...nothing to conquer this craving.

Cause I eat a whole lot.
Eat what I see.
Wish nobody would call me chubby.
Wish nobody would call me chubby.

I can't go on eating this way.

[Huesoo]

That cheered me up, thanks.

[Realmfighter]

I am second away from reading a Furry web novel.

I am so ashamed.

[Aklyon]

The AC adapter for my less than a year old laptop fucked up the motherboard because it was giving too much power.

Goddamnit! 

[Cheeetar]

I sneezed when I was eating bacon so now I have bacon stuck up my nose and every so often I cough up bacon.