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Diablous

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #7665 on: June 28, 2010, 08:24:23 pm »

This has probably been said before, but you people are fucked up.

It's what I love about them.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #7666 on: June 28, 2010, 08:24:42 pm »

Hang them up in a closet, and use some method to draw faces on them that glow in the dark.

Open the closet using a bit of string when he turns off the light to go to sleep.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #7667 on: June 28, 2010, 08:41:25 pm »

I must say we have some up with quite some plans to drive a man mad... using another man's madness. I suppose we are experts on the subject...
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #7668 on: June 28, 2010, 08:49:37 pm »

You realize of course this whole scheme is going to fall flat on its ass the first time you're caught planting tubemen around the house.  Then only one person is going to look crazy.

Wear a cardboard sombrero while you're doing it.  If you're going to look crazy, look crazy and festive.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #7669 on: June 28, 2010, 08:53:09 pm »

I now have eight toilet paper people, plus Diego (who remains steadfast upon the enemy's doorstep). Seeing as I only had four toothpicks and three pins in the first place, I have elected to remove all arms to preserve unity. That is now a privilege for special agents only.

Gentlemen, I give you: Retro's Rangers.

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #7670 on: June 28, 2010, 08:54:56 pm »

A crack team if I ever saw one.  You should give them more decoration though, like scotch tape or something.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #7671 on: June 28, 2010, 08:55:21 pm »

Ehhh... reading this makes me pine for the days when you could just grab a human being and run experiments on it... that was fun.

Now we have to do everything over the internet.
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I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #7672 on: June 28, 2010, 08:57:51 pm »

Just kill him.  Don't even play tricks, just hit him with a shovel.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #7673 on: June 28, 2010, 08:58:05 pm »

Sadly I don't have any scotch tape, only duct, which is a little bit conspicuous. I'll have to see about grabbing some and decorations tomorrow. Tape is cheap enough to keep in the budget, fortunately.

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #7674 on: June 28, 2010, 08:59:19 pm »

I'm the Pringle one.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #7675 on: June 28, 2010, 09:00:31 pm »

You realize of course this whole scheme is going to fall flat on its ass the first time you're caught planting tubemen around the house.  Then only one person is going to look crazy.

Wear a cardboard sombrero while you're doing it.  If you're going to look crazy, look crazy and festive.

Simple enough, don't get caught.

Also, don't stick with the sombrero. Dress up in the craziest way possible (but the material must allow you to move silently) so that when you are caught, you can roar like a Koala (they have a fucking terrifying roar) and dive out the nearest window.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #7676 on: June 28, 2010, 10:49:29 pm »

Dibs on the one with the sexy moustache.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #7677 on: June 28, 2010, 11:08:39 pm »

Elite squads are lame, what would be truly terrifiying if you made an army of angry faced rolls and assembled it in front of his door, also give them pitchforks and torches
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #7678 on: June 28, 2010, 11:22:25 pm »

I'm the Pringle one.
Dibs on the one with the sexy moustache.

Conflict of interest! D:

edit- 2:38 am. DIEGO IS GONE.
« Last Edit: June 29, 2010, 12:39:01 am by Retro »
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #7679 on: June 28, 2010, 11:23:32 pm »

then make another one with a SEXIER moustache.
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