Playing Spore. Got myself a nice empire, still early game, but I got a couple nice trade routes and a blue giant with a awesome array of spice I've yet to tap fully due to funds. I do have these annoying neghbors though...
The Green Graspers empire are my allies. I use them as a discount store, because they're Chance Followers and sell me most crap at half price. They also got a crapload of yellow spice systems, which is a prime resource on my home planet for some reason.
I got this Order empire I can't remember the name of right now as my allies too. They have
only yellow spice systems, making them great for dumping off the metric shit-ton of red spice my HW pumps out. Only $3,000 a unit, but hey, it's red spice.
Then we got the Pferd (Remake) Empire. Yes, the empire name actually contains the (Remake). Jolly. They have a fun time generally being assholes and trying again and again to take over the HW of the Green Graspers. Idiots don't realize that big bad me is there to protect the dumb-fucks from the other dumb-fucks. I just blew the living snot out of them, but we'll get to that later.
There's the Military SP001 empire, who decided that it would be a good idea to ask me
repeatedly for over $100,000 bucks. NO. It is so freaking annoying, you have no idea. Not quite as annoying as the Pferd Empire, but almost. They're bigger as well, with a
stunning three star systems to their name. Forgive me if I forget to clap.
The sad bit is that after blowing both of the asshole empires to dust, conquering their HW's, and general bad-assery, THE GAME DECIDES TO GLITCH OUT AND CRASH. I DIDN'T SAVE. ARGHHHHHH!
This is me bangiong my head against the keyboard: hygty6gtgty6y6gty6gth7g6tbyhhygbtygh6tbgbt yh gytbvh
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
It is probably just the zombie apocalypse, I heard that it was due soon... Don't you think that the narcolepsy was a nice touch?
P.S.
My spell checker doesn't recognise narcolepsy, its suggestions are narcoleptic, narcoses, narcotise, and nympholepsy...
Nympholepsy? Isn't that what's in Cthulhu's water supply?