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[Duke 2.0]

"Waiiiiit a second... is, is this Duke Frogman blood? Mooooom, Daaaad, what have you been hiding from me all these years?"

[Hippoman]

ALL MY KEYS ARE FUCVKIONG STUCK DUE TO DAMN FILTERKEYS.

WHAT A USELESS THING.

[Vester]

"Waiiiiit a second... is, is this Duke Frogman blood? Mooooom, Daaaad, what have you been hiding from me all these years?"

"Son... Son, I- I have to tell you something.

Son... it's just that...

I am disappoint."

[Duke 2.0]

"Huh. Nothing new then."

 Keeping the theme of the sad thread sad I am.

[Jakkarra]

Oooooh, Vester just destroyed you in literary terms.

You just got Out Literacised by one of Female Persuasion, My observations of you entail my understanding that this makes your Iron Rich Life-Ichor positively have it's molecules excited beyond the point at which science states it will begin to evaporate, and kill many of the microbes present therein.

[Realmfighter]

They used In The House In a Heartbeat in the Eclipse trailer.

The bastards.

[Vester]

Oooooh, Vester just destroyed you in literary terms.

You just got Out Literacised by one of Female Persuasion, My observations of you entail my understanding that this makes your Iron Rich Life-Ichor positively have it's molecules excited beyond the point at which science states it will begin to evaporate, and kill many of the microbes present therein.

That's right, Duke. My Persuasion is superior to yours.

... On the other hand, he has a golden hat and a mustache.

[Duke 2.0]

You just got Out Literacised by one of Female Persuasion

You heard it here first folks. Jakk is sexist.

 Although I do acknowledge that her persuasion is far beyond whatever I could manage to scrape up.

[Vester]

You just got Out Literacised by one of Female Persuasion

You heard it here first folks. Jakk is sexist.

 Although I do acknowledge that her persuasion is far beyond whatever I could manage to scrape up.

Golden hat. And mustache.

--

On topic, I just found out that Jose Saramago just died.

[ChairmanPoo]

He didn't "just" die. It was two days ago.

[Vester]

Wait, there's a second "just" in that sentence? Fixing.

[ChairmanPoo]

dont it looks cool

[Jakkarra]

You just got Out Literacised by one of Female Persuasion

You heard it here first folks. Jakk is sexist.

 Although I do acknowledge that her persuasion is far beyond whatever I could manage to scrape up.

Your interpretation of my information-conveying vocalisation was wholly incorrect, my ponderous Gentleman, my intention was for the people to interpret my writings as You having a negative stereotype associated with those of Female Persuasion.

[dragnar]

Oooooh, Vester just destroyed you in literary terms.

You just got Out Literacised by one of Female Persuasion, My observations of you entail my understanding that this makes your Iron Rich Life-Ichor positively have it's molecules excited beyond the point at which science states it will begin to evaporate, and kill many of the microbes present therein.

That's right, Duke. My Persuasion is superior to yours.

... On the other hand, he has a golden hat and a mustache.

And Kamina glasses. Can't forget the Kamina glasses.

[Jakkarra]

Oooooh, Vester just destroyed you in literary terms.

You just got Out Literacised by one of Female Persuasion, My observations of you entail my understanding that this makes your Iron Rich Life-Ichor positively have it's molecules excited beyond the point at which science states it will begin to evaporate, and kill many of the microbes present therein.

That's right, Duke. My Persuasion is superior to yours.

... On the other hand, he has a golden hat and a mustache.

You appear to have slightly mininterpreted my Absent-Minded Literation, my intention was to convey the fact that you, as a person of Female Persuasion had outmaneuvred the user "Duke 2.0" In your writings, this was written in a slightly humorous manner, as you had used an internet phenomenon,or "Meme" (Meem) in your anecdote, whereas this would often preclude the existance of a litereary masterpiece.