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[Schilcote]

Eh? I haven't been keeping up with the video game circuit, what's been going on in the past two months/now?

Well, Nintendo released the Wii, which is a pretty well put together console electronically and has a neat little accelerometer-based controller... and then made about one good game for it (In my opinion of course). If you really want to enjoy it I suggest getting the HBC. Also, the PS3 came out, and from the looks of things it's got some pretty kickass games on it. And I think there's a third console out there or something.

Still, the Wii is pretty cool. You can get weather and crap on it.

[ToonyMan]

Eh, I checked all the other channels on the Wii once and never looked back.
...I would be playing Super Mario Galaxy 2 right now if I could, or maybe Mass Effect 2 on my 360.

Oh wait I can't.

[Aklyon]

All nintendo products are notoriously indestructible. I've seen a gameboy advance that worked after literally having a bomb go off and bring down the building it was in. The Xbox... not so much. It's known for having a stupidly high chance of just randomly breaking without any harm done to it.

Nintendo: Crazy Durable.
Microsoft non-computer hardware: Just plain Crazy.
Sony: ?

[Org]

Eh, I checked all the other channels on the Wii once and never looked back.
...I would be playing Super Mario Galaxy 2 right now if I could, or maybe Mass Effect 2 on my 360.

Oh wait I can't.

I know.
I was going to play Just Cause 2.

[Exiledhero99]

off topic: I can speak for everything but PS3. I was a Sony fan myself until they said there next console would cost like 400-500 American dollars, then I just got a 360, then my mom got a wii. I enjpy both, but I have never even touched a PS3, just never had the chance.

on topic: I wrote a wall of text and then forgot to post it.

[sonerohi]

Our PS3 is a mix. One side is a lot of bulky, plastic armor. That side is weak as hell and breaks like a motherfucker. The other side is all of the critical components, with barely any casing. That side is more durable than Thor.

[Aklyon]

Our PS3 is a mix. One side is a lot of bulky, plastic armor. That side is weak as hell and breaks like a motherfucker. The other side is all of the critical components, with barely any casing. That side is more durable than Thor.

that is like, the opposite of what I'd expect. isn't there a reason its called armor?

[subject name here]

i was wiping today and my finger ended up puncturing the toilet paper and going straight up my butt 

[ToonyMan]

i was wiping today and my finger ended up puncturing the toilet paper and going straight up my butt 

WASH AND RINSE REPEATEDLY

[Org]

i was wiping today and my finger ended up puncturing the toilet paper and going straight up my butt 

WASH AND RINSE REPEATEDLY

WHEN YOU THINK IT IS GONE WASH MOAR

[Aqizzar]

i was wiping today and my finger ended up puncturing the toilet paper and going straight up my butt 

How hard do you wipe your ass that you managed penetration?  I mean, I've had some hangers before, but nothing whose removal would have required enough force to defeat a sphincter.

[Itnetlolor]

I think I ate too much. My buzz ended.

[AtomicPaperclip]

off topic: I can speak for everything but PS3. I was a Sony fan myself until they said there next console would cost like 400-500 American dollars, then I just got a 360, then my mom got a wii. I enjpy both, but I have never even touched a PS3, just never had the chance.

on topic: I wrote a wall of text and then forgot to post it.

Same for me, as well as exclusivity. I really wanted Halo, but there was nothing PS3 offered that I really wanted.

[Acanthus117]

off topic: I can speak for everything but PS3. I was a Sony fan myself until they said there next console would cost like 400-500 American dollars, then I just got a 360, then my mom got a wii. I enjpy both, but I have never even touched a PS3, just never had the chance.

on topic: I wrote a wall of text and then forgot to post it.

Same for me, as well as exclusivity. I really wanted Halo, but there was nothing PS3 offered that I really wanted.

Same here on all points. I don't really care about the whole console wars thing, saw that most games I liked (Halo, GoW, etc.) were Xbox exclusive, so that's what I got.

I find the whole thing about "herp derp my consoles best one of all faggitz" really fucking stupid.

[Lumbajak]

It is stupid, especially considering they never stand up to PC gaming master race (I kid, I kid)

I've got everything except the Xbox though. I honestly can't stand the games on it, and it has a higher hardware failure rate than the others as well.