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[Jackrabbit]

No.  If we do not drive from an early age, we will never be ready to defend ourselves and AMERICAN and FREEDOM when the apocalypse comes, in our all-american vintage muscle-cars.  Because AMERICA.  FREEDOM.  Muscle cars.  Yeah.

Mad Max is calling you a LIAR.

Everyone knows Australia is America with weirder animals and funny accents.  Besides, even Mad Max was driving a Fold Falcon.

Also, we're not the butt of as many spiteful jokes.

[Lumbajak]

Believe you me, there ain't a single nation on Earth what isn't at the ass end of a few good jokes.

[Realmfighter]

What about those tiny little plots of land in Europe?

[Lumbajak]

Oh you don't want to hear the ones about them, goodness no.

What with the mules and the beards and their bloody accursed rainbows...

[Jackrabbit]

Believe you me, there ain't a single nation on Earth what isn't at the ass end of a few good jokes.

I know a few about Australia, yeah. But America could well be the most made fun of nation on earth.

[Realmfighter]

You said nation, not many nations lumped together.

[dragnar]

Believe you me, there ain't a single nation on Earth what isn't at the ass end of a few good jokes.

I know a few about Australia, yeah. But America could well be the most made fun of nation on earth.

What about France?

[Vester]

Believe you me, there ain't a single nation on Earth what isn't at the ass end of a few good jokes.

I know a few about Australia, yeah. But America could well be the most made fun of nation on earth.

What about France?

They only make fun of that in America.

And the UK.

[Aklyon]

Believe you me, there ain't a single nation on Earth what isn't at the ass end of a few good jokes.

I know a few about Australia, yeah. But America could well be the most made fun of nation on earth.

What about France?

They only make fun of that in America.

And the UK.

Then where does everyone else make fun of if not France?

[Grakelin]

That depends, what country are you from?

[lordnincompoop]

Right? Teens and others would probably drive a hell of a lot more carefully if they had to fork over that kind of cash.

You can fix a lot of things that require being careful if you stick a big fine on it.

Except they still won't, as they'll go "Meh, I'll be able to get away with it because I'm THAT AWESUM."

I'd know, because that happened to me more than once.

[ToonyMan]

Just turned my Xbox 360 on, it's dead just like my Wii.

What the hell.  At this rate by the time I get my new TV I won't even be able to do anything.

[Huesoo]

Believe you me, there ain't a single nation on Earth what isn't at the ass end of a few good jokes.

I know a few about Australia, yeah. But America could well be the most made fun of nation on earth.

RAGE!

[Grakelin]

You act rageful, but you'll be disappointed to know that Americans can call their nation 'America' for the same reason that people from the French Republic can call their country France, or people from The People's Republic of Korea can call their country 'Korea' or 'North Korea'.

[RAM]

More like being able to call it New York because it is always completely obvious what scale you are referring to...

I am sad because I am having difficulty conveying sarcasm over the internet.