Stranger: Let's play a game
You: Yes.
Stranger: Its called "have you ever"
You: Ok.
Stranger: I'll ask something like "have you ever owned a dog"
Stranger: and then you'll answer and ask me something in return
You: Ok.
Stranger: Have you ever had an allergy?
You: Nope.
You: Have you ever eaten paper?
Stranger: Yes. D:
Stranger: Have you ever read an entire book in one sitting?
You: Nope.
You: Have you ever gone to the emergency room?
Stranger: Yes.
Stranger: Have you ever accidentally spilled bleach on your clothes?
You: Nope.
You: Have you ever killed an animal.
Stranger: Yes, but the bird flew right into my windshield. Assisted suicide?
You: Agreed.
Stranger: Have you ever owned a cat?
You: Yes and still do.
You: Have you ever eaten duck tacos?
Stranger: YES
Stranger: DELICIOUS
You: They are.
Stranger: Have you ever gotten into a car accident?
You: Nope.
You: Have you ever hit someone with your car.
Stranger: Nope.
Stranger: Have you ever lived on your own?
You: Nope.
You: Have you ever lived without a house?
Stranger: Yes.
Stranger: Have you ever broken a class cup?
You: Surprizingly no.
You: Have you ever had a seziure?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: have you ever written a book
Stranger: ?
You: Tried. But no.
You: Have you ever tried to play this game with someone else who just wanted to have cyber sex?
Stranger: Yes. It was awkward panda all around.
Stranger: Have you ever leaned so far back in your chair that you accidentally fall backwards?
You: Several times.
You: Have you ever played dwarf fortress?
Stranger: No, but I desire to. It looks like a fascinating game. Plus, who doesn't love dorfs?
You: Haha!
You: If you join, I'm Hippoman.
Stranger:
Stranger: Have you ever played second edition D&D?
You: Nope, none of the DND's. Cept on Starcraft.
Stranger:
You: Have you ever read Boatmurdered?
Stranger: No, and I'm afraid to google it.
You: You should.
You: It will convince you to pay money to dwarf fortress.
You: to play*
Stranger:
You: But luckily you don't need to play money!
Stranger: hurr
Stranger: Have you ever built your own computer?
You: Sadly No.
You: Have you ever owned an Atari 2600?
Stranger: No. My first foray into video games was with a NES and the Tiny Toons Adventures game.
You: Ha.
Stranger: Have you ever played an MMO?
You: Several. Even tried making my own.
You: Have you ever beat up someone not related to you?
Stranger: Yes. Dusty Barringer was a complete bitch to me throughout the entire seventh grade. I snapped ont he last day of school and just beat the shit out of her. She had a fractured eye socket, broken nose, and they never found two of her five missing teeth.
You: FUck yes.
Stranger: My knuckles were bloody and raw, though
You: Ha that sucks.
Stranger: is cool
Stranger: it meant that i didn't have to do as many chores around the house. and i could still play the vidya
You: Haha. Nice.
Stranger: Have you ever had more animals than people in your house?
You: Nope.
You: Have you ever tried to make your own country or town with your friends?
Stranger: Yes.
Stranger: We dubbed the shed/forge Westphalia and did many an amazing thing out there
Stranger: We even made napalm on occasion.
You: haha, you really need to play Dwarf Fortress!
Stranger: The whole ASCII look has me scurd, though. ._.
You: Oooh nooo noo
You: thats what kept me from joining back in 2006
You: I regret that every day.
Stranger:
You: There is tilesets!
Stranger: Is there a steep learning curve?
You: The community has made everything!
You: Yes. but not super.
You: The tutorials are so easty
You: it makes it seem like a speedbump.
You: Video or Written.
You: Up to you. I learned from Written.
Stranger: I shall do more research, then. It is my super power, after all.
You: Haha.
Stranger: You use the handle Hippoman, right?
You: Haha, yes never heard it called a handle but yes.
Stranger: Can you choose what name you go by or is it just a nickname?
You: Well thats for the forums.
You: So yes, you can choose.
You: As long as it isnt taken.
Stranger: >:3
Stranger: This sounds fun. Much more research must be done. I'll make a profile on the forums and message you(or attempt to, anyways)
You: Good!
You: If i can get the stupid fan made online DF to work.
You: I could teach you!
Stranger:
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: hey
Stranger: don't be creepy or anything(though creeping is hilarious sometimes)
Stranger: but my aim is ******(Not for you Bay 12'ers)
You: Haha, never used Aim.
You: I use MSN.
Stranger:
Stranger: BLASPHEME
You: Haha. Let it die man!
You: Let it die!!
You: Go make a account on the forums, theres always more than 100 people on so if you have any questions and I'm off, go ahead and make a topic.
Stranger: Will do. You have a good one. :3
You: Haha.
You: You too.
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