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[Rashilul]

My nails getting quite painful now. Damn, I am going to have to drill a hole.

Probably gonna lose my nail, too.

[Cheeetar]

A suitably dwarven death! I take it there are computers in Valhalla?(I really can't see dwarves going anywhere else)

All dwarves go directly to hell. Because Armok is their god, and he's an asshole.

You have died. Go directly to hell. Do not ascend to godhood. Do not receive songs sung in your name.

[Josephus]

My nails getting quite painful now. Damn, I am going to have to drill a hole.

Probably gonna lose my nail, too.

Entire nail black from clotted blood? Jesus, that would make me sad.

[Hippoman]

Host a massive burial for yourself.

I am a man of simple needs. I need only to be buried with Mr. Sketch, Anthony, and any others to die. We shall be buried together in the catacombs. Kelsey will join us now. Liz might be next.

The man who needs a huge burial is Devin. We placed his tomb in the pit with the troll.
Let me post. STOP POSTING! Finally.

[Retro]

Do not ascend to godhood.

Do not fondly regard creation?

[Cheeetar]

Do not ascend to godhood.

Do not fondly regard creation?

Now I feel sad because I didn't think of that.

[Jackrabbit]

Worse, you don't get to fondly regard your own cremation.

[Retro]

Worse, you don't get to fondly regard your own cremation.

Now I feel sad because I didn't think of that :\

[Aqizzar]

Do not feed the bears.  Do not pass GO.  Do not collect $200.  Do not cross the yellow line.  Do not operate without guards in place.

[Hippoman]

Bear. I only have one.

[Armok]

A suitably dwarven death! I take it there are computers in Valhalla?(I really can't see dwarves going anywhere else)

All dwarves go directly to hell. Because Armok is their god, and he's an asshole.

This is correct. Unfortunately I'm also a big wuss, so they probably have it better there than when they lived.

[Nether]

A suitably dwarven death! I take it there are computers in Valhalla?(I really can't see dwarves going anywhere else)

All dwarves go directly to hell. Because Armok is their god, and he's an asshole.

This is correct. Unfortunately I'm also a big wuss, so they probably have it better there than when they lived.

I can help you out with that if you want me to?

[Dwarf]

Oh god, pathetic rant

Basically, I'm always, always waiting for a Finnish acquaintance to come online, but she never does and looking at her other online stuff activities, she's dodging me which makes me sad.
I mean, I don't love her, that would be quite naive, but I like her.
It hurts.
Maybe there are other reasons but I am a pessimistic realist.

[Nether]

Sorry to be blunt, but if she has her reasons to avoid you, Get over it.

[Josephus]

Don't worry, there are plenty of fish in the sea. Which is fine, if you're into fish. If not, I guess you're out of luck.