manstink? Are you one of those kind of lesbian?
No, no, no. I was describing our (my GF and mine) roomie. His room reeks of must and mildew so much that I have to hold my breath whenever I hear his door opening. It's really nasty. I also have a sensitive nose and once that manstench gets in there it won't go away for an hour.
Let me list some of the problems we have with him:
1) Manstink. Seriously.
2) Never. Cleans. Anything.
3) Showers every day yet still creates Manstink.
4) Rarely does his dishes. Longest time they were in there was three months before we got fed up and threw them in his room while wearing hazmat suits.
5) Doesn't contribute to household funds for essentials or cleaning supplies like toilet paper, drain cleaner, or cleaning solution.
6) Lived here a year, only done laundry once when his dad came over to force him to do it. His dad did most of the work.
7) Lived here a year, still can't remember address.
Too damn difficult to get rent and bill money out of him.
9) His room has no floor. Only clothes and crap.
10) Has little grasp on the concept of ownership unless something belongs to him.
11) Constantly touches stuff we have in common areas and moves things just to annoy us.
12) Manages to
somehow knock bottles of shampoo off of our shelf in the shower and is too stupid to at least pick them up. We find them lying in the tub.
13) Doesn't understand that food we buy is not for him.
14) Thinks we don't know when he steals our food.
15) Ate peanut butter for dinner last night. Complains he has no money, yet buys a plethora of Magic the Gathering cards.
16) Has taken one film class (Intro to!), yet believes he knows so much about film that he criticizes and critiques any film he sees. Usually during the film.
17) Played video games. Decided he wasn't into video games anymore. Now decides he is back into video games. During that whole time, he still criticized any and every game he's seen me playing. I have a collection of over 100 games of almost every genre. He plays Call of Duty.
18) Sounds like a goddess forsaken elephant (E!) and makes me feel like I like in Boatmurdered. I can't ever find the "Flood the world with magma" lever, though.
19) Loud. He cackles like a hyena and we can hear him. Always.
20) Has trouble understanding how locks on a door work.
I'm sure there are more, but I don't feel like raging more about him right now.