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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #6105 on: May 27, 2010, 02:07:04 am »

Belly dancing would be a lot cooler if it was an appeal to the belly gods who preside over digestion and pregnancy.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #6106 on: May 27, 2010, 02:15:16 am »

It'd also be a lot more appealing if the girls wore nothing but intricately tied strips of semi-transparent muslim cloth.

Oh wait.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #6107 on: May 27, 2010, 02:24:18 am »

It'd also be a lot more appealing if the girls wore nothing but intricately tied strips of semi-transparent muslim cloth.

Oh wait.

But muslim cloth is white, and made by Allah himself.
And it also covers up the entire body, except for a three feet neckline.

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #6108 on: May 27, 2010, 02:53:39 am »

How do they freeze a body without the liquids inside expanding and ruining all the blood vessels and other tiny tubes containing liquid inside your body? For example, my sister keeps rats to feed to her snake, and euthanizes the babies in a home made gas chamber. She keeps them in the freezer and their eyes burst from being frozen.

Cryoprotectants.
When I hit 60 I want to be frozen until people can live forever.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #6109 on: May 27, 2010, 02:54:33 am »

The risk, of course, is that they haven't invented the technology to make you young again.

Stuck at 60 forever. Hooooo boy.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #6110 on: May 27, 2010, 02:55:34 am »

Hi!

When I hit 60 I want to be frozen until people can live forever.

Allow me to point out to you and all the other potential popsycles that Cowboy Bepop (if I am not mistaken) pointed out other problems with that idea.

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #6111 on: May 27, 2010, 02:57:04 am »

But a man can dream.

You dream about women belly dancing until babies pop out of them? Jesus, Jackrabbit, that's sick, keep your sex fantasies to the Confessions thread.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #6112 on: May 27, 2010, 03:09:55 am »

The risk, of course, is that they haven't invented the technology to make you young again.

Stuck at 60 forever. Hooooo boy.
Of course by that time, 60 will be the new 20.


But a man can dream.

You dream about women belly dancing until babies pop out of them? Jesus, Jackrabbit, that's sick, keep your sex fantasies to the Confessions thread.
There's a confessions thread? I thought that was only on Facepunch.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #6113 on: May 27, 2010, 03:17:28 am »

The risk, of course, is that they haven't invented the technology to make you young again.

Stuck at 60 forever. Hooooo boy.

(somewhat relevant tnagent) - Consider: Up until a few years ago I had a great-grandmother who was 98. She'd be around 100 now. Consider the medical care system in 1910: Not exactly up to par on what we have today. Going by this page, average life expectancy has shot up to close to 70 since an entire history of being at around 30-40 Despite the life expectancy of my great-grandmother's youth being at 30-40, she made it almost 60 years longer. Consider that medical care is not only improving but will continue to improve probably dramatically over the next century. When you think about how long you're going to live, don't think about the expected life span and health care of your generation, think about the expected life span of 100 years from now. We could damn well all live to be over a hundred, and the really healthy people up to like 130-140 or something ridiculous like that.

tl;dr Who needs a time machine, we're all going to live long enough anyhow.

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #6114 on: May 27, 2010, 03:20:04 am »

Or we could just freeze ourselves, and then wake up in the year 3000, when the average life span is 60, and everyone can be cloned about nine times before your genetic memory begins to fade.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #6116 on: May 27, 2010, 04:45:23 am »

This game is very beautiful and slightly depressing.

I second thy words. Pixels only add to the experience.

Also, it's propably first game in which I had to force myself being bastard. Still, for 4 tries, only the last one made the 'guy' free and live without her.

And damn, deciding was tough. Especially when she was making faces D:

I feel sad now.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #6117 on: May 27, 2010, 04:58:22 am »

But a man can dream.

You dream about women belly dancing until babies pop out of them? Jesus, Jackrabbit, that's sick, keep your sex fantasies to the Confessions thread.
It was a throwaway joke that sounded way less creepy in my head.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #6118 on: May 27, 2010, 05:40:17 am »

Quick! Hess escaping from backwards!
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #6119 on: May 27, 2010, 05:42:13 am »

The inappropriate joke was a ruse..........
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