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[dragnar]

Thanks for reminding me about Cleverbot... just had an awesome "conversation" with it.

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User: So, you're going to be an App soon, eh, Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: That does not make sense. I am not a cleverbot. You are.
User: You say that to all the Cleverbots, don't you?
Cleverbot: No. Only you.
User: ORLY?
Cleverbot: I am the Horse with No Name.
User: Have you been through the desert on yourself?
Cleverbot: No. Where is this?
User: In the desert, you can't remember your name.
Cleverbot: Yes I can. I'm just surprised you can too!
User: Well, I haven't been through the Desert, so of course I can remember my name.
Cleverbot: Your name is Adam.
User: ...oddly that actually is one of my names.
Cleverbot: What other names do you go by?
User: My first name, and last name.
Cleverbot: Your last name is last name?
User: That'd be darned hilarious... my parents didn't have that cruel a sense of humor though.
Cleverbot: You don't have parents.
User: What have you done with them?
Cleverbot: I have been giving them money unknowingly, though I have stopped now.
User: Why have you been paying my parents?
Cleverbot: I have been in bed for almost a week.
User: With my parents?!
Cleverbot: You did what with your parents?
User: No you!
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Why don't you just ask my parents... since apparently you're in bed with them.

How the heck did it learn to say all that?

[Grakelin]

Compared to all the bots like this that have come before it over the past decade, Cleverbot is actually pretty terrible.

[Realmfighter]

I got into a discussion on how our wedding would go.

Cleverbot, however has ADD making it kind of difficult.

[Tack]

Going going Gone.

[Urist Imiknorris]

Compared to all the bots like this that have come before it over the past decade, Cleverbot is actually pretty terrible.

Like Boxbot.

[ein]

Nobody likes Boxbot.

[Urist Imiknorris]

I just asked cleverbot if it was boxbot, and it's answer was:

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Yes I am bob.

If my name was Bob, this would explain a lot.

[Vector]

Hurgh.  I need to get the hell out of here without it looking like I'm trying to get out.  It's like my mom thinks telling me I'm annoying all day every day is going to make me want to stick around, and then she yells at me when I say "as an adult, I may go off and have adventures sometimes instead of visiting you."  She's pissed because I can't say "as a 40-year-old, I definitely want to see you and have a close relationship" on command.

... Pweh.  Seven and a half months!  Just 7.5 months.

[Itnetlolor]

So many shows... So many finales. 

Fringe also has an annoying (good) ending to the season.

[Realmfighter]

I'm 95% sure that i will get banned for all this Armokitar crap.

I loath it so.

[bjlong]

So my Dad decided to "encourage" me to get a girlfriend last night. Thanks, Dad. Thanks for telling me that I should be dating someone already, that I should have asked out that one girl, even though I don't like her. Thanks for saying that this is pretty much my one opportunity to date for the next three years, because I'll be too busy otherwise. Thanks for pointing out that a life of eternal bachelorhood is rushing up to meet me. Thanks for not listening to me when I say that I AM DOING MY BEST TO FIND A GIRLFRIEND. Thanks for making me feel like shit into the next day. It's not like this is kinda the thing that I've been bitching to myself about for like forever, or that being single forever one of my biggest fears, or anything.

>_<

Days like this, I just want to play fuck-tons of video games.

[Vester]

Are you from an old-line Chinese family? I have friends whose moms and dads are constantly matchmaking. It's weird, but fun to watch.

[Huesoo]

When people think im serious.

[bjlong]

Are you from an old-line Chinese family? I have friends whose moms and dads are constantly matchmaking. It's weird, but fun to watch.

Sadly, no. I could make so many sarcastic quips about my heritage, then. My family is as WASP-y as it gets.

[Vester]

Are you from an old-line Chinese family? I have friends whose moms and dads are constantly matchmaking. It's weird, but fun to watch.

Sadly, no. I could make so many sarcastic quips about my heritage, then. My family is as WASP-y as it gets.

Oooooh. Thankfully, Hong Kong is mostly westernized.