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[JoshuaFH]

I'm a little worried that my sister might have given me head lice... A single day before I head out back to college.

I swear if I have to attend classes bald...

Why would you shave your hair? It's entirely possible to slaughter them off using a licecomb and a hairdryer. Oh, and some nit shampoo, obviously.

But I don't have these things!

Don't go bald, just shave off the sides and gel the rest up into a mohawk.
Should be still awesome and make your scalp inhospitable to lice.

And I know just the person that can do that!

[Org]

HOW MANY TIMES WILL YOU FAIL TO RESPOND AND QUIT OUT WITH NO HOPE OF SAVING, ADOBE PREMIER?
HOW MANY TIMES.

[Duke 2.0]

 Math Class: Alright, let's teach you how to solve stuff like (3i)/(2+i) but make no mentions of (-4+i)/(9i) and how to solve it.

 Because they are not compatible.

 And goddam, I need these grades.

[buckets]

HOW MANY TIMES WILL YOU FAIL TO RESPOND AND QUIT OUT WITH NO HOPE OF SAVING, ADOBE PREMIER?
HOW MANY TIMES.

Just save constantly, after every little change, save it. I get the same problem with Maya. Soon saving will will be as automatic as breathing.

Also multiple save files, and backups, and don't save to your "my documents" folder.

[Footkerchief]

Aw man, you're in the red for friendship. The shareholders are gonna be pissed.

Haha.  It's cool to have you back on the forums.

[Vector]

Math Class: Alright, let's teach you how to solve stuff like (3i)/(2+i) but make no mentions of (-4+i)/(9i) and how to solve it.

 Because they are not compatible.

 And goddam, I need these grades.

Spoiler: Tarantaraaaaaaaaaa!! (click to show/hide)

[(-4+i)/(9i)][i/i]

[(-4+i)/(-9)](i)

[(-4)(i) + (i)(i)]/(-9)

[(-4i) + (-1)]/(-9)

[4i + 1]/9

1/9 + 4i/9

[zchris13]

There might be a second page of timecube.   

[Jackrabbit]

There might be a second page of timecube.   

Oh hell, share the pain dude, share the pain.

[zchris13]

Scroll all the way to the bottom.  Click the link.  I won't link to it.  I can't link to it.  It's like a virus.
That man is crazy!

The Wisest Human
       I will give $1,000.00 to any person who can
    disprove 4 days in each earth rotation.  It's
     a pity that religious and academic word is a
     crime against Nature and enslaves Children.
    4-cornered Truth is ineffable by man or god.
    Until Word is Cornered, all Math is Fiction.

▲I want to win this.  But at the same time, I don't.

Where I think he comes from:  His mind is free associating, but takes the results as facts, and somehow linked.

EDIT: Okay, it's getting to me.  Time to go to bed.

Screw this I'm linking it.

EDIT2: Holy shit this is better than space drugs.

I bestow upon myself the "Doctorate of
Cubicism", for educators are ignorant of
Nature's Harmonic Time Cube Principle
and cannot bestow the prestigious honor
of wisdom upon the wisest human ever.
                                           Dr. Gene Ray

I think that page 2 is older.  It at least sounds a little more cohesive.

[Jackrabbit]

It's okay, we're here for you. This hurts all of us.

[smigenboger]

That terrible sinking feeling-that's you being enlightened

[sonerohi]

Just that little snippet of time cube might have popped one of my balloons.

[Duke 2.0]

Math Class: Alright, let's teach you how to solve stuff like (3i)/(2+i) but make no mentions of (-4+i)/(9i) and how to solve it.

 Because they are not compatible.

 And goddam, I need these grades.

Spoiler: Tarantaraaaaaaaaaa!! (click to show/hide)

[(-4+i)/(9i)][i/i]

[(-4+i)/(-9)](i)

[(-4)(i) + (i)(i)]/(-9)

[(-4i) + (-1)]/(-9)

[4i + 1]/9

1/9 + 4i/9

Oh how I hate that bit. But yeah, thanks. And in retrospect, this wasn't too bad. Just that step tripping me up again.

[dragnar]

That terrible sinking feeling-that's you being enlightened

You are enlightened? By time cube? Well then, this "enlightenment" must be cured by magma. Applied directly to whatever unholy abomination of a server hosts that site.

[zchris13]

I just love it when he insults teachers because they don't spend every second teaching kids about his cube-day-thingy.  Or whatever.