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[Tack]

*ahem

... And goats are delicious!

[Lord Dakoth]

I opened this thread expecting that I would have a chance to console a fellow forum member. Instead, I come upon a discussion about anal penetration.

I hate you all so much.

[Vector]

.... I am suddenly hungry all the time?

Yeah.  Sure.  That makes me "sad," where by "sad" I mean "vaguely disturbed that I need to consume cheesecake."

[Hawkfrost]

I opened this thread expecting that I would have a chance to console a fellow forum member. Instead, I come upon a discussion about anal penetration.

I hate you all so much.

Wait what?

[Lord Dakoth]

Page 202 man.

[Hawkfrost]

Page 202 man.

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Oh sorry, just looked back.
I use a different amount of replies on a page, so for me there are only 122.

[Protactinium]

I opened this thread expecting that I would have a chance to console a fellow forum member. Instead, I come upon a discussion about anal penetration.

I hate you all so much.

I was debating opening the post with,

"Alright, so here's the story of the first time I was ever penetrated anally."

I chose against it.

[Footkerchief]

I got a barium enema a long time ago when I had appendicitis.  For the uninitiated, this means they stick a hose up your ass and inflate your colon like a water balloon.  Then they take some x-rays, and then you take the liquidiest dump of your life.  The one saving grace is that the hose isn't very big.

[Smitehappy]

Hahahahahaha so I contact my chosen college a couple times and just got this from the Dean of admissions.

"We have 3 admission requirements, and you only need to meet one for acceptance to DSU. The 3 requirements are 2.6 GPA or higher, top 60% of your class or higher and 18 ACT or higher. You met the 18 ACT or higher requirement, thus you are accepted to DSU!"

Next stop, my Computer and Network Security major!

[Cthulhu]

I still haven't gotten "it"

However, I've gotten "it" enough that I'm doing well finally.  I started getting it my senior year, which was the first time I ever got on the honor roll.  That is embarrassing.  I was always getting .1 below it.

[ein]

Hahahahahaha so I contact my chosen college a couple times and just got this from the Dean of admissions.

"We have 3 admission requirements, and you only need to meet one for acceptance to DSU. The 3 requirements are 2.6 GPA or higher, top 60% of your class or higher and 18 ACT or higher. You met the 18 ACT or higher requirement, thus you are accepted to DSU!"

Next stop, my Computer and Network Security major!

Nice.
That's both hilarious and incredibly ironic.

[Tack]

I know what grade point average is, but what's ACT?


Also, TA resets my computer to 16bit color every time I run it.

... Grargh.

[ein]

ACT is one of those standardized test thingies to get into college.
It's a US thing.

[Jackrabbit]

This infection is not going away. I swear, the next person to look at me funny is getting a punch in the head.

I've got a fist full of -

Fuck it, I'll just, y'know, punch them.

[Vector]

Buh.  I'm hungry.  I need to eat a meal every three hours, now, or I get hungry again.

This means that I should be eating meal #5 right around now.  Screw this shit.