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[Cthulhu]

You're not assertive enough.  If it doesn't do what you want, start cutting yourself.  It'll give in.

[Jakkarra]

Why are people suddenly blaming me?

1. i didnt know he was a fucking Thai boxer.

2. I didnt react with violence, he came up to me and poured a lot of water down my back.

3. I chased him, and got hold of a bag he was carrying.

4. I dropped it, and turned away.

5. He punched me, and then kicked me several times while i was down.

6. I was likely unconscious after the first punch.

7. What The Fuck Guys?

[Armok]

A nice-looking Indian man (quite possibly a professor) happened to be walking by while I was swearing off steam after a math test: i.e. "YOU DON'T NEED ARC-LENGTH PARAMETRIZATION OR PLANE CURVATURE EQUATIONS TO TAKE THE GODDAMNED CURVATURE BECAUSE YOU'RE FINDING THE BLOODY ZEROES, BITCHES!!"

...

Not the greatest moment of my life.  At least he seemed to find it funny, rather than horrifying.

Wait, you're female?
Either way, I found this somewhat hilarious.

[Realmfighter]

Wait, what?

[Cthulhu]

Why are people suddenly blaming me?

1. i didnt know he was a fucking Thai boxer.

2. I didnt react with violence, he came up to me and poured a lot of water down my back.

3. I chased him, and got hold of a bag he was carrying.

4. I dropped it, and turned away.

5. He punched me, and then kicked me several times while i was down.

6. I was likely unconscious after the first punch.

7. What The Fuck Guys?

Did you know him?  Did he go to your school or something?

This is why you always carry throwing knives.

[ToonyMan]

3. I chased him, and got hold of a bag he was carrying.

4. I dropped it, and turned away.

That doesn't make any sense Jakkarra.

[JoshuaFH]

Why are people suddenly blaming me?

1. i didnt know he was a fucking Thai boxer.

2. I didnt react with violence, he came up to me and poured a lot of water down my back.

3. I chased him, and got hold of a bag he was carrying.

4. I dropped it, and turned away.

5. He punched me, and then kicked me several times while i was down.

6. I was likely unconscious after the first punch.

7. What The Fuck Guys?

Did you know him?  Did he go to your school or something?

This is why you always carry throwing knives.

You're mixing up your Highschool advice and your Nethack advice again.

[Cthulhu]

No, seriously, throwing knives.  If Soap can throw a K-Bar that was just in his sternum, you can throw a balanced throwing knife with water on your back.

[Jackrabbit]

Also, he was being a dick and you responded with violence.

CLARIFICATION: Dude is a prick to you. You could have been the bigger man and walked away. You didn't, you chased after him, grabbed his bag for some reason, dropped it for... some reason, and he reacted badly. The dude had already proven he wanted to fuck with you for no real reason.You really thought he wouldn't do something back to you? I give no sympathy for bad moves, especially since it would have been easier to walk away.

[Cthulhu]

Also, he was being a dick and you responded with violence.

CLARIFICATION: Dude is a prick to you. You could have been the bigger man and walked away. You didn't, you chased after him, grabbed his bag for some reason, dropped it for... some reason, and he reacted badly. The dude had already proven he wanted to fuck with you for no real reason.You really thought he wouldn't do something back to you? I give no sympathy for bad moves, especially since it would have been throw a knife at him.

Except that one point at the end, I agree with Jackrabbit.

[Vector]

A nice-looking Indian man (quite possibly a professor) happened to be walking by while I was swearing off steam after a math test: i.e. "YOU DON'T NEED ARC-LENGTH PARAMETRIZATION OR PLANE CURVATURE EQUATIONS TO TAKE THE GODDAMNED CURVATURE BECAUSE YOU'RE FINDING THE BLOODY ZEROES, BITCHES!!"

...

Not the greatest moment of my life.  At least he seemed to find it funny, rather than horrifying.

I'd have bust out laughing too.

I wish I knew alot about math like you Vector, because everyday I feel like a really dumb person. Even if all your math doesn't have a purpose, it can still impress people like me.

Haha, thank you.  The secret is that math students feel stupid, too, because we're constantly demeaned by professors/grad students/textbooks/everybody who knows a smidge more than we do.  We may seem to know what we're doing, but we're constantly confronted with how little we know.

Yes, I'm serious about the textbooks.  If it's capable of communicating the words "easy," "trivial," "obviously," "clearly," or "hence," it's a vehicle for scorn in math-people land.

Wait, you're female?
Either way, I found this somewhat hilarious.

Yes.  Aggressive female math student with some anger/arrogance problems and, apparently, a gigantic chip on my shoulder... but female >_>

It's okay.  People forget I'm a girl IRL.

Wait, what?

I dunno what this was in response to, but squid calendar roses.

[Realmfighter]

I was responding to Armok calling you a girl.

I wanted to know why he said that.

[Jackrabbit]

T'was a good deduction.

Also throwing knives are like chainsaws. Utterly inefficient unless you can use one properly and have enough reserves, always necessary.

[JoshuaFH]

And if Naruto has taught me anything, it's that if someone throws a throwing knife at you, all you need to do is throw another throwing knife at it, which will knock it out of the air with 100% certainty.

[Realmfighter]

in 1 month, this thread has gained 59 pages.

Holy crap.