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[Neonivek]

I don't think I can hold on much longer before I fall into a depression again even in spite of my antidepressants.

Things are just not working out in every conceivable sense.

[Descan]

Throw the soap on the floor and present!

Because rape is hilarious! :V

[Rolan7]

It's not rape if you're doing it on purpose...
Though people should verbally acquire consent for every step, of course, if they're living in some weird universe where that doesn't kill the mood.

[KingofstarrySkies]

I AM THE SICK
AAAAAUGHHHH

[Cheeetar]

It's not rape if you're doing it on purpose...
Though people should verbally acquire consent for every step, of course, if they're living in some weird universe where that doesn't kill the mood.

'Consent kills the mood' can be misread.

[Eric Blank]

If you try hard enough, everything here can be misread.

Actual disappointment; my til was off again, I might be fired... I dunt wanna get fired ;-;

[Emma]

You don't even have to try all that hard to misread something on Bay12.

[Rose]

My baby has a mild case of diarrhea.


Hopefully she'll get better soon.

[EnigmaticHat]

It's not rape if you're doing it on purpose...
Though people should verbally acquire consent for every step, of course, if they're living in some weird universe where that doesn't kill the mood.

Haha, that's why safe words are there.  Although for something as involved, and predicated on fake non-consent as that is, you would want to plan things out in advance even more than usual.

That being said "don't drop the soap" is a reference to decidedly not BDSM stuff and is perhaps out of place for the sad thread.

[Bohandas]

It's not rape if you're doing it on purpose...
Though people should verbally acquire consent for every step, of course, if they're living in some weird universe where that doesn't kill the mood.

'Consent kills the mood' can be misread.

People should acquire written consent for every step of intercourse. Filled out in triplicate. It must be notarized before continuing and ideally a lawyer should be present. Participants must pass a drug test and blood-alcohol screening before continuing to the next phase. Bear in mind that if you're a male college student it may still be spun as rape anyway.

[Bohandas]

Throw the soap on the floor and present!

Because rape is hilarious! :V

[redacted] and [redacted] are "hilarious", rape is just "funny"

[Neonivek]

It's not rape if you're doing it on purpose...
Though people should verbally acquire consent for every step, of course, if they're living in some weird universe where that doesn't kill the mood.

Haha, that's why safe words are there.  Although for something as involved, and predicated on fake non-consent as that is, you would want to plan things out in advance even more than usual.

That being said "don't drop the soap" is a reference to decidedly not BDSM stuff and is perhaps out of place for the sad thread.

In the USA you cannot consent to BDSM because it is considered abuse... and you cannot legally consent to abuse.

Mind you it is more... complex then that...

Perfect news to hear in a sad thread.

[Descan]

It's not rape if you're doing it on purpose...
Though people should verbally acquire consent for every step, of course, if they're living in some weird universe where that doesn't kill the mood.

Sorry, I thought you meant it as some weird "Might as well go along with it, it's going to happen anyway," thing.

[Orange Wizard]

Though people should verbally acquire consent for every step, of course

This would be hilarious to watch.

[quinnr]

*****rambling ranting at 3 in the morn'...this is not coherent just scroll on by******

Sometime in the next two weeks I'll be having a lovely conversation. (Some context, I've had braces for six years,  have been recommended by a dentist offhand that I shouldn't have them much longer, and have very, very little respect for my current orthodontist who is a jerk and I just generally loathe him as a person...also been told by a dentist that there is like a whole list of general care things he skipped on telling me) I expect it to go something like this:

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Me: I want to end my treatment now. Like, no I'm not getting another tooth taken out?
Dr: That's be stupid and a detriment to your future health. No. You have to stay here another year or four.
Me: I'm aware of that, I'd still like to cancel my treatment.
Dr: Is your mother here?
Me: .......WHEN WILL YOU REALIZE THAT I'VE BEEN A LEGAL ADULT FOR THE PAST TWO YEARS. Now about a retainer...
Dr: No, man, I'm way smarter than you and if you don't go with my treatment plan I'm not going to work on you at all.
Me: plz. Plz just take them off as you are legally required to before I take that stabby implement and poke it through my spleen kthxbai
Dr: Why?

...maybe not quite like that word for word but he's the most narcassitic and...ugh all I ask is for someone who like...will inform me about changes in my treatment or what my treatment even is supposed to be.

My mom didn't like my idea of taking my own impressions and ordering my own retainer, though. That was only 30% sarcastic of an idea.