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[Yoink]

I dunno man.
"Do you like me?" seems like sort of an odd question.
Maybe just take the plunge and ask her out for coffee or whatever the local equivalent is.

[Bauglir]

let's compromise

"do you like coffme"

[Yoink]

"Have you accepted our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ?"
That gets 'em moist every time, trust me.

[scrdest]

"Have you accepted our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ?"
That gets 'em moist every time, trust me.

So does pushing them into a pool, doesn't mean it's a good idea.

[scriver]

I dunno man.
"Do you like me?" seems like sort of an odd question.
Maybe just take the plunge and ask her out for coffee or whatever the local equivalent is.

Yoink confirmed for being less smooth than a gravel cheese grater :v

[Arx]

Great, now I'm bleeding.

* Arx curls up and cries.

I really ought to find some kind of professional help, probably.

[miauw62]

There just really isn't much to do around here, or maybe I'm just a boring person, but I can't really think of much :x
And I also just really don't want to seem creepy and I'm worried I'm missing or misinterpreting some signals and aaa.

[Helgoland]

Great, now I'm bleeding.

* Arx curls up and cries.

I really ought to find some kind of professional help, probably.

Dude, did you cut yourself, or what happened? As usual: PM box is open, please don't do any stupid shit, we'd all miss you. Seriously.

[Yoink]

Great, now I'm bleeding.

Make sure not to bleed too much, Arx.
Do you have any bandages? Please be careful.


My sad seems somewhat trivial now, but... I forgot to tip when I paid for lunch, and now I feel irrationally bad about it.
I'm not used to this stuff.

I dunno man.
"Do you like me?" seems like sort of an odd question.
Maybe just take the plunge and ask her out for coffee or whatever the local equivalent is.

Yoink confirmed for being less smooth than a gravel cheese grater :v

My sig hasn't changed in a long time. There have been a lot of worthy quotes, but I have resisted change to preserve the great wisdom of grisha5 without any distractions. Today, however, I must make room for a new pearl of wisdom, a new nugget of truth. There is no other way.

[TheDarkStar]

i have no idea if this girl likes me or not or just dislikes me and aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I've been there before. I wish I could give you advice, but my reactions tend to be like yours is, so I'll just offer some sympathy.

[Calidovi]

grills babble

i tip my fedora furiously

they leave

[Orange Wizard]

I bit my tongue and now my lunch tastes of blood.

[Graknorke]

I can't wear fedoras Or hats in general really.
How am I supposed to show the m'ladies how euphoric I am?

[Calidovi]

just flaunt your genitals and slap them repeatedly on any holy text

[Bauglir]

I can't wear fedoras Or hats in general really.
How am I supposed to show the m'ladies how euphoric I am?

Glue a fedora to the crotch of all your pants, and keep them unzipped at all times. If you are as euphoric as you say, the sight of a woman's breasts, no matter how thoroughly clothed, will cause such a throbbing erection as to waggle the hat a bit, simulating a tip.